Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?

Postman_Pat_2

Only just seen this as I followed a link to it from another forum I visit. Fantastic thread, I actually did lol.
Thank you OP you should write a sitcom.

Torby

ADVICE FOR ALL: next time someone knocks on your door and says "I have a legal right"....tell them to sue you and close the door....

Lyndatp25

:rotfl:Now we know how those urban myths start!

Col7777

This reminded me of a story a mate of mine told me.

His wife invited her friend for an evening meal, this friend asked if it was all right to bring her new boyfriend, of course she said yes and she looked forward to meeting him etc.
The evening started fine, they had a few drinks then all got seated round the table chatting, then after a few minutes this girls new boyfriend asked to use the toilet, he was told it was at the top of the stairs and off he went, in a rather hurry too.
Any way he had been up there a long while and the girl was getting a bit embarrassed as they were starting to comment on how long he had been, he eventually came down and carried on with the meal and the evening went well and after coffee and more talk they left.
Then my mate went to use the toilet and shouted his wife to come and look, it was full to the top and had backed up, he tried to poke down it to release it but failed, he had no choice but to empty some of the water out and then try a plunger, that failed too.
So then it was disconnect the toilet and see if he could find the blockage, after a while he managed to pull the toilet away from the wall and guess what he found? A pair of boxer shorts and they were not his, it seemed this new boyfriend of his wife's friend must have had a slight accident during dinner and that explained his quick exit and why he was so long, he must have tried to flush his boxers down the loo and they got stuck and caused the blockage.
So the evening meal ended around 10.30 and my mate and his wife was still up at 1.30 in the morning, My mate's wife found out after a few days her friend had split from this lad so she told her friend of the incident in the toilet after they left that night, she was embarrassed about it but now that look back and laugh though it wasn't funny at the time.

Gosh_2

This is so funny (sorry if it's not meant to be)

joess

I'm still laughing at this!

floralaura

The.best.thread.EVER!

Dizzy_Ditzy

*bump*

this is the funniest thing i have read for a long long time!

Anyone knocks on my door asking to use the loo wouldnt get a step over the threshold let alone carte blanche...!

I hope the OP threw the towel away!!

Seems the OP hasnt been back for a few days. Reckon the GF found out?!

J400uk

LOL

This thread must never die!

gordikin

Check the curtains!