The future is bright for 3Dogs and it's about time too

3Dogs

Good Morning Diary and friends and lurkers

It's been raining overnight but stopped now (I hope) - had my breakfast so off to the car boot now - be back later to report in

boultdj

savingwannabe wrote: »

What are you both doing tomorrow girlies? I think i might go to sleep. I am v tired. I have a lesson to prepare but i will log on tomorrow morning. Goodnight all.

Wouldn't it be great if some lurkers posted tomorrow? We are nice. We dont bite and we would love to make new friends wouldn't we FFC and 3 Dogs?

OK,just to keep you happy SW, 1 lurker delurking. Hope boot sale and friend's appointment go OK 3Dogs.

savingwannabe

boultdj wrote: »

OK,just to keep you happy SW, 1 lurker delurking. Hope boot sale and friend's appointment go OK 3Dogs.

Hooray!!! Operation Delurker has commenced!!!! Do have a good day Boultdj

boultdj

Same to you SW and enjoy seeing your freind later on.

fireflycatcher

Hi boultdj, nice to see you posting

saorsie

ok ok - lurker number 2 de-lurking and coming to the surface temporarily

-s-

fireflycatcher

saorsie wrote: »

ok ok - lurker number 2 de-lurking and coming to the surface temporarily

-s-

Yay :j Nice to meet you :A

savingwannabe

Fantastic. Hello Saorsie!!! Hooray just escaped from work. Am just about to go out. It is really windy so didn't bother to wash my hair again it'll just get wrecked. I will post later when i get back. I wonder if they will talk FCC????? It is so nice when people are brave enough to chat. I know we would love to make friends with you both!!!!

hoooray!

savingwannabe

SIPPING VODKA

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.


After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on thepulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to getnervous, I take a sip.'


So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his !!!.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spooky.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his !!!.
10)We do Not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the Cherry'.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

fireflycatcher

I hope so would be nice to get to know you both.

Have a good time sw.