40 and Foolish!

Piquant_2

NewLeaf wrote: »

thank you granny! So glad you are back.

Did I mention I am on a beauty austerity plan, like doing my own mani and pedi etc? Well I also decided to stop getting waxed on my legs and just do a shave. I was undecided about my arm pits so I let them go for awhile. When I say awhile I mean like 6 weeks. I know have armpit hair that is like 2 inches long. I'm scared to shave it. I contemplated using nose hair trimmers to whack off most of it first but if i do that in the shower I might hurt the nose hair trimmers.

It's so gross I can believe I am mentioning it. maybe I could use this as an ode (not odour) to feminism. Help

:rotfl::rotfl:Have you tried hair removing cream to clear the excess? Then you can shave or try an epilator as Granny suggests. The epilator will pay for itself in no time at all. Having said that I only use mine on my legs, I'm not sure of the pain levels for underarms :eek:

NewLeaf_2

I think I must be part chimp because i feel like a YETI.

ok so I made £100 on ebay this weekend. Right to the HMRC those b*st*rds

Piquant_2

You could make money as an extra in the new Planet of the Apes sequel.....I'll join you, I have mad hair!

Piq

NewLeaf_2

I have had white hair since I was 20 and people always ask me if I colour it this way. I am like are you kidding me. So my head looks like a white fuzzy tennis ball and the rest of me is covered with fur.

Piq I just sent you a photo to your email.

Piquant_2

Take no notice of her. She is beautiful! I admit in the photo you can't see her underarms.... but the face of an angel!

Piq

NewLeaf_2

i am going to make OH take a photo of underarms!! My friends call me Miss Merton (which they find hilarious)

grannyx2

Piquant wrote: »

You could make money as an extra in the new Planet of the Apes sequel.....I'll join you, I have mad hair!Piq

Oh giggles again :rotfl:

Piquant wrote: »

The epilator will pay for itself in no time at all. Having said that I only use mine on my legs, I'm not sure of the pain levels for underarms

Really not that bad once you've done it a few times :eek:

Piquant wrote: »

Take no notice of her. She is beautiful! I admit in the photo you can't see her underarms.... but the face of an angel! Piq

Still giggling :rotfl:

NewLeaf wrote: »

i am going to make OH take a photo of underarms!! My friends call me Miss Merton (which they find hilarious)

I can just imagine my OHs face at this suggestion, oh and poor Bonnington when he reads this series of posts :rotfl:

BFN Gx2 x


This early night isn't going so well after all but OMG its fun x

NewLeaf_2

Yes my friend camilla often texts me with the message "so what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels"

Piquant_2

Did you notice the subtle way granny said Really not that bad once you've done it a few times!!

Hmmmit strikes me that the few times is going to be the most difficult...:rotfl:

Good luck with that...

Piq

NewLeaf_2

ok armpit update: I was only able to trim the left pit using the nail scissors. I cant make the scissors work with my left hand!