Trying for a Baby Part Six

QQuaver

Tinksy, are you having ov spotting?:shocked:

twigpig

I read this today on another forum and thought it was too good not to share.
(link to the full text etc - http://www.babyandbump.com/trying-to-conceive/609722-dear-pregnancy-test.html).

Dear pregnancy test,
We regret to inform you that you are being let go. You have not been performing up to standards. You only show one line within a 10 minute window, This is not acceptable. You have been given numerous chances to change your mind about your behavior, but you remain unchanged and heartless. Would it be too much trouble to offer up that second line?

Your digital persona is failing as well "not pregnant" is an insult.
Instead the following readouts would have been acceptable.
*You aren't pregnant but at least you can get drunk.
*You look pretty today.
*If you use Fmu tomorrow I will be positive.
*Have you lost weight?
Upon recieving this letter you have 30 days to clean up your 400 wrappers lying around my bathroom and get out.

If by the time you read this You have given me a please disreguard this notice.

QQuaver

twigpig wrote: »

I read this today on another forum and thought it was too good not to share.
(link to the full text etc - http://www.babyandbump.com/trying-to-conceive/609722-dear-pregnancy-test.html).

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I love it!

xtcc

changed mind about posting

bigzippy

QQuaver wrote: »

Gutted, but IVF is just another glorified BD. Will have to do some more then. Hope DH approves...:think:

Hope he does too QQ.
(sorry the IVF didn't work this time )

twigpig wrote:

Does anyone else feel like a naughty child in all this trying to make a baby stuff

Yes! And getting sucked into a conversation with your doc about @nal sex doesn't help!! :rotfl:

I actually said to DH last night that it feels like the whole world (but not our friends/family really) know we're TTC. Every medical professional (and that's a LOT) I've met in the last 6months has had to be told, and made their notes (even put it in some letters)...it just feels so... grown up? And official? And that makes it feel a bit more scary too...cos I can't help but think that if it takes a while, they'll be looking back in their notes in a year or more and going "oh, the poor cow, her body clearly can't hack it" or something

(sorry, I didn't mean to make that all about me and my self pity! :silenced:)

Anyway, I've added you on FF twigpig Good luck at the docs. Liking the linky this

4nnabella - [STRIKE]you need to take your temp just as you wake up. It's more about that than it is about the time of the day it is - it's better to coincide the two though[/STRIKE] Scratch that, QQ's answered

Mozzy sorry you didn't get the answers you were after

xttc I hope we haven't scared you off?


By the way I've just gone a bit mental with DH when he'd just walked in, I'd say I was a bit hormonal today

BFN on both HPT and OPK so I'd say I've not ov'd. Yet at least.
...Can you shuffle me back to Awaiting Ov please QQ

*sigh*

PurplePink_2

Hey

Sorry i have a really daft question, but, i had my last period on 21st April, and i have a normal 28 day cycle, i think i should be due my period next Tue/Wed is this correct?

I had a look at period calculators online and they stated next Thursday, i know its only a day or 2 difference, but the waiting is driving me insane.... :mad:

sexymouse

Evening all!

So sorry to hear your news about your test QQ. Well done for keeping your chin up though, and enjoy your DH and the babydancing. If it's any help, one of my friends was refused IVF until she lost some weight (PCOS) and had been trying unsucessfully for 3 years (only 24 at time and so was her DH) and having a couple of miscarriages early on, and she ended up getting pregnant naturally and having a little girl! She then fell pregnant almost immediately after having her first little girl, and had another daughter only about a year later! Hoping the same happens to you. Keeping my fingers crossed. Is there any more news on your Dad?

No news to report on this from here at the moment. Just waiting and keeping my fingers crossed that AF doesn't turn up on 19th.

Hugs to all who need or want them,

sexymouse xx

deborahmcgeachy

Hugs QQ been thinking about you!!!! (((HUGS?)))

Jen151

Fingers crossed for you QQ xxx

bigzippy

PurplePink wrote: »

Hey

Sorry i have a really daft question, but, i had my last period on 21st April, and i have a normal 28 day cycle, i think i should be due my period next Tue/Wed is this correct?

I had a look at period calculators online and they stated next Thursday, i know its only a day or 2 difference, but the waiting is driving me insane.... :mad:

28 days = 4 exact weeks, so I'm afraid thursday is right by my maths/calendar