Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

boredofbeingathome

Just finished reading it- hilarious

Wol2

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Just finished reading it- hilarious

Hee hee - thought you;d appreciate it BOB

xx

Wol2

Harumph!

Tried to amend the title today but no go.

I'd like to add "Revolution" - (hence 3 R's..:cool:)
"Revolution" because I need to do....or rather "re-do" some things that I used to do but havent recently - hence "resolution" is not qute apt as the wheel is turning full circle.

So currently I have 11 points:
a) Spend more time with guineas :cool:
b) get back to playing piano :T
c) Give up booze :beer:
d) Give up cigs :eek:
e) Exercise more
f) Get more work/business development from private clients
g) Do rodentologist exam and look to expand to local vets practices :j
h) Sort out utilities billls/providers :money::money:
i) Declutter and make cash :money::money:
j) Sort out food/diet especially between 8am and 6pm when eat nothing
k) Sort out Ombudsman and new court cases

Think that's it for now......this is long term and it won;t happpen overnight - but this time next year I am seriously looking to have achieved ALL of it _pale__pale_

No pressure there then

xxxx

taxi73

Sounds like a very good plan there hun and am confident that you'll achieve everyone of themxx

Wol2

taxi73 wrote: »

Sounds like a very good plan there hun and am confident that you'll achieve everyone of themxx

Thanx Hun - this time next year we will both be celebrating :beer:

Numpty_Monkey

Doing some of the others means you get A and B in with them
There you go just cut your list down:p:rotfl:
:A

Wol2

Wow - my counsellor is just brill :T:T

So here have I been slowly spiralling downwards over the last two weeks, reaching a pretty low point last night and wondering why I just couldn't get all the things done I needed to do this week before "The Parental Visit" this weekend. Each evening I beat myself up for what I haven;t achieved and then the following day have done even less and thence beat myself up even more

And now I know why - I've been practically paralysed worrying about doing all this stuff in order to gain their approval for the house and my current lifestyle - yet I should by now realise full well that it doesn;t matter how perfect or otherwise it is, my mum will find at least 5 things to complain about or dislike iwthin 5 minutes of arriving . So why am I bothering trying to turn MY house into HER house just for the sake of a couple of days :wall::wall::wall:

I'm already vacating my bedroom for them (which means clearing it all out) and having to organise menus that they will be happy to eat - so does it really matter if the beans aren;t picked, the lawns un-mowed and the hanging baskets not dead-headed? (and Numpty - I think your idea of the ironing in the loft is a good one :beer::rotfl:)


:idea:.......:rotfl::rotfl:.....Maybe I should keep the piggies in the lounge after all instead of moving them to Piggy Palace tomorrow :whistle:

Well having put [STRIKE]a lot[/STRIKE] practically everything off untill tomorrow - I can see that I shall nevertheless be fair whooshing around with the hoover and duster...sorting out Piggy Palace cages with Big Bruv..cleaning the car.......and then shopping :cool:

Will probably try and sneak back on saturday night

xxxx

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Doing some of the others means you get A and B in with them
There you go just cut your list down:p:rotfl:
:A

Oooh.......Hello Uncle Numpty - is my new girlfriend here yet?







(I promised I'd post it Hun - you can tell Ginger was fussed over by the vet nurses can;t you - he now gets an idiotic grin on his face the moment you start paying him any attention :rotfl:)

Numpty_Monkey

I doubt the loft can take all the silly ironing you do :eek::eek::eek::eek:


and remember
IT IS YOUR HOME
:j:j:j

Numpty_Monkey

Wol2 wrote: »

Oooh.......Hello Uncle Numpty - is my new girlfriend here yet?







(I promised I'd post it Hun - you can tell Ginger was fussed over by the vet nurses can;t you - he now gets an idiotic grin on his face the moment you start paying him any attention :rotfl:)

He looks like saying " what no hugs":rotfl: