The (not so old) Crocks Cafe -Part 2

summerof0763

• morning all,just had areally good sleep,first in a long time,but got up with a migraine,not sure if it from new tablets doc gave me yesterday or not,so away to crawl back to bed.
• hope it gone by tomorrow got a 3yr old birthday party.
• hope you all have a good weekend

suep

LameWolf wrote: »

Here's a challenge: Can anyone beat the time I put a mesh bag of underwear in the fridge instead of the washing machine?:eek::D

Or the time I couldnt understand why I couldn't open the tin of beans, until I realised I was holding them under the tap instead of the electric tin opener

SingleSue

I've once put a cup of tea in the fridge and the pint of milk on my coaster by the computer......

Careful_with_that_Axe

My best ever was putting my purse in the bin and emptying the ashtray into my handbag. Handbag just stank!

Breast_Cancer_Survivor

A friend at work told me that she was in a shop buying something but when she put her hand in her bag to get her purse she pulled out a pack of (frozen) burgers. :eek:

When she got home & looked in the freezer her purse was in there.

It seems that she'd got muddled up whilst putting her shopping away.

:rotfl:

Imagine how ambarrassing that would be. :eek:

Indie_Kid

I probably shouldn't do; but some of these things are making me laugh!

My best was picking up what I thought was a normal tea bag and putting the tea bag, milk and water into my cup. The milk turned slightly pink. I'd picked up a fruit tea bag. It was rather vile and it makes the milk curdle!

Trialia

I've been known to put milk in my Pot Noodle instead of my tea before now... And a cup of coffee in the freezer instead of a tub of ice-cream. (And yes, it broke the cup.)

Breast_Cancer_Survivor

The same friend, she used to crack me up at work. :rotfl:

Said she was shopping in town when she realised that her son wasn't with her anymore.

She found a security guard & said that she had lost her son so they closed the shopping precinct & locked all the doors so he couldn't get out.

She phoned her oh to tell them what had happened & he said you dozy cow Jamie is here with me you didn't even take him shopping. :eek:

LameWolf

Jojo_the_Tightfisted wrote: »

I need my anger. It's the rage that makes me get up, hold a steaming cuppa in my hands to warm them up, cursing 'work, you B&£^ards'. And what makes me play bass far too fast and loud.

Rage is my power supply, if that gets cut off, I'm lost.

I can so relate to this. I can be an ornery baggage at the best of times, and I honestly think I'd have folded long ago if I weren't.:o

I have to admit, at times when I'm trying to persuade various joint to function, my language would make a trooper blush, but there's only Mr LW to hear - and he's Selectively Deaf in any case.:D

sh1305 wrote: »

I probably shouldn't do; but some of these things are making me laugh!

Nowt wrong with that - we need to ba able to laugh at ourselves; beats crying any day of the week!;)

needing-help

Evening hope you are all as well as possible.

jojo You are being treated terribly I do hope you are feeling better and things get sorted for you.

Had quite a good day today we went to church and there was a barbeque after. There were about 25 kids their and because we live in a fairly small community my kids new them all. It was so good to sit and watch them run around being kids.
All I did was sit and chat with friends and then slept for 6 hours. I am paying for it all now am in pain but I would do it all again to see my kids like that.

Some of those stories made me laugh I was getting really upset with some of the things I have been doing. I'm so glad it's not just me.:rotfl: