To cheer us up.....

LittleL_4

That's ok, yes I like it too.... Jokes are good and I think we're all in need of a good old chuckle from time to time.

Little L
x

MinnieSpender

What's the worst thing about being an atheist?
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There's no one to talk to during orgasm.

MinnieSpender

Best answer to a chat up line I've ever heard.

Q: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
A: It's a stairway to heaven, but I've got one a*se up there already.

jen30_2

Three crisps were walking down the road when a taxi pulled up and the driver asked them if they wanted a lift.

The crisps turned round and said No thanks we're walkers.



sorry I know it's sad

jen30_2

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly?

because if they were small,white and round, they'd be an asprin.

jen30_2

What did the policeman say to his chest?

You're under a vest

tesuhoha

An old lady stood at the front of a queue at a cashpoint machine. Looking rather puzzled she turned around to the man behind her and said 'excuse me, will you please check my balance.' So he pushed her over.

Dr.Shoe_2

GreyPilgrim wrote:

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot....?

never_again_2

What do you call a nun standing on the shoulders of a clown?
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Verging on the ridiculous!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is my favorite joke in the world!!!!!

Hello

Seven dwarfs sitting in a bath feeling happy, happy got out so they all felt grumpy!!!