NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

niccatw

The honour would be all mine .

I am going to get to my bed before I can't resist the urge to look at cars online!!!

(Lease isn't up until December but if I do go for another lease, I need to apply 5 months in advance! So need to work out cost now. That always confuses my wee brain! I can hearing it groaning and creaking in fear already!)

Night night

Ames

Hi Nicca.

Yes, motability prices are still reasonable - up to the total DLA mobility allowance, so since that's not going up neither are the prices. I was shocked that I got what I did though, usually it's only the smallest cheapest cars that are without an advance payment, not family sized cars like this. But Vauxhall do a lot of fleet stuff, and it's a brand new model so they need mugs to try it out! That's a massive jump on your lease car, especially for a fiesta. You could probably change it for the new little Alfa for about the same price or less.

Anyway, I'm off to bed, early for me, but I've had a busy day and have another tomorrow.

handyman123_2

A handy laugh before bedtime, I've recently got the hang of this techie stuff and have hacked the email network of a well known DCA and found the following.


MEMORANDUM
TO: ALL CALL CENTRE STAFF.
SUBJECT: ADDITIONAL TRAINING.
DATE: 1 - MARCH - 2010.

RE: ADDIONAL TRAINING FOR ALL PERSONNEL

A) It has now and always has been, the policy of this COMPANY to ensure that its personnel are well trained, through our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING programme, (S.H.I.T.) for short), we have given our personnel more S.H.1.T. than any other COMPANY in the DCA Business.

If any person regardless of the seniority of position feels that he or she could advance to another position by taking more S.H.I.T. , please see your immediate superior officer.

If you graduate to the top of your list by taking all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you can qualify for our Officer In Charge (O.I.C.) programme - Complete Responsibility Acton Programme, or C.R.A.P. for short.

To become a member of our Senior Officers Team, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can, and then with the additional C.R.A.P. you will soon reach the top.
Any person who has the initiative and the drive to take both S.H.I.T. and C.R.A.P., will eventually become one of the elite.

C) For a limited period only the COMPANY is offering all personnel the chance to try our latest scheme, ADVANCED SUPPERVISORY STAFF HELPING OUR LOCAL EMPLOYEES, or A.S.S.H.O.L.E, for short.

So work hard, and you will find that the more S.H.I.T, you can take, the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, will qualify you as an A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

Do you think I should post this at the Inn.

Night all, handy.

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

Hi all, 3Dogs you saw my arms on the Owl pictures I posted a week or so ago. Well this is me and Maggot. I'm the little guy in red!:rotfl:



Can you recognise me!:)

Yes I can see you but where is Maggot?? I'd recognise you anywhere Handy !!!!!!!!

handyman123 wrote: »

This was my first Car :rotfl:
remember what I said about the handbrake, well this was it a 1940's Austin Ruby. Don't worry I'm old but not that old, all my dad's cars were ancient.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



Luv my picture, I haven't changed much in 50 years, still got my teef and my own hair.:D

Ahhhhhh - Bless

niccatw wrote: »

I'm missing you all . I've been busy, busy, busy, but doing what? I'm not really sure! But it's mostly been fun

and we have missed you loads as well Nicca - take care bonnie lass

Just checking in before I go to bed - hubbie's face still swollen and sore but improving - called into dentists today and got form to register him. Will call back tomorrow to put the form in and then I can make his appointment. How to get him there is another matter - when I went in for the form, he would not even wait outside, he waited up the street :eek: Gotta call at local hospital for blood tests anyway tomorrow, so will be in town

No time to catch up now but will do so tommorow, so ((hugs)) and nite nite to you all

P.S. love the training programme memo Handy :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

solventsoon

Hi everyone
Sorry I've been missing today, bit of a nightmare day... too much to do, too little time.

Will catch up with everyone tomorrow

'night

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

This was my first Car :rotfl:
remember what I said about the handbrake, well this was it a 1940's Austin Ruby. Don't worry I'm old but not that old, all my dad's cars were ancient.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



Luv my picture, I haven't changed much in 50 years, still got my teef and my own hair.:D

Fossil tee hee

Yeah I'm not on here when unwell/mega busy in a nutshell... I had a bad week last week ..

Would love to meet Maggot...sounds a good guy...but why does he live in the dreaded DD? Is that the right place for him? Surely you should adopt him...Yeah am nae far from DD.. but not in DD...sure you can figure out where...

NEED to go back to bed else won't wake when the alarm goes off...:(..

Am having a wee clear out from 'mad bag buying' on ebay past few weeks...is looking hopeful...Even to break even would be good...I don't expect to make a profit...Sold one on BIN yesterday - took to PO - popped into charity shop on way home and promptly bumped into a friend not seen for months so had a cheap (free) girlie coffee @ mine with the spacey espresso machine I got last week:money:

Now THAT was a good afternoon

E

swanfan02

Good morning all

swanfan02

handyman123 wrote: »

A handy laugh before bedtime, I've recently got the hang of this techie stuff and have hacked the email network of a well known DCA and found the following.


MEMORANDUM
TO: ALL CALL CENTRE STAFF.
SUBJECT: ADDITIONAL TRAINING.
DATE: 1 - MARCH - 2010.

RE: ADDIONAL TRAINING FOR ALL PERSONNEL

A) It has now and always has been, the policy of this COMPANY to ensure that its personnel are well trained, through our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING programme, (S.H.I.T.) for short), we have given our personnel more S.H.1.T. than any other COMPANY in the DCA Business.

If any person regardless of the seniority of position feels that he or she could advance to another position by taking more S.H.I.T. , please see your immediate superior officer.

If you graduate to the top of your list by taking all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you can qualify for our Officer In Charge (O.I.C.) programme - Complete Responsibility Acton Programme, or C.R.A.P. for short.

To become a member of our Senior Officers Team, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can, and then with the additional C.R.A.P. you will soon reach the top.
Any person who has the initiative and the drive to take both S.H.I.T. and C.R.A.P., will eventually become one of the elite.

C) For a limited period only the COMPANY is offering all personnel the chance to try our latest scheme, ADVANCED SUPPERVISORY STAFF HELPING OUR LOCAL EMPLOYEES, or A.S.S.H.O.L.E, for short.

So work hard, and you will find that the more S.H.I.T, you can take, the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, will qualify you as an A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

Do you think I should post this at the Inn.

Night all, handy.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You should post it at the inn & send it to the banks & dcas!! :p(stick out tongue aimed at the banks etc)

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

Geebee

Good morning everybody. Its a miserable blustery day today. Still.. Coffee's on for anyone in need of a caffeine hit!..