I'm having a DFW baby!!

Bunnyinthelights

And the boobs leaking in Tesco when some random child cries and you don't notice until you've got your own wet T-shirt contest going?

Snaggles

Ohh, I already can't walk past a crying child without feeling 'the tingle' lol....

With DS I could have literally fed the whole street - he was born in the September and we went out to a party at New Year (just a family and friends thing). I remember having to hide in the loo while hubby nipped home for a clean outfit, bra, pack of breast pads and knickers (yep, I was that soaked).

tigtag02

Evening ladies

How are you doing Snaggles? Feeling better? I hope so

Its funny but my milk didnt come in with DD1 (maybe it was my age onlt being just 18:eek: ) DD2 made up for it :rotfl: After the shock of waking up on day 3 with these HUGE mountains on my chest I was nicknamed *Daisy* on the ward

Snaggles

DS is sitting here with me making 'a plan' - I asked what he was planning....he pointed to a piece of paper with some drawings on and said 'This here is a load of old rubbish we don't need, and this here is something really cool like a new toy, and what we need to do is find some way of making that (points to the rubbish) into that (points to new toy) - so I'm going to sell the rubbish on eBay and then buy the new toy'.

I'm killing myself laughing....wonder where he gets his ideas from :rotfl:

mrsspendalot

Snaggles wrote: »

DS is sitting here with me making 'a plan' - I asked what he was planning....he pointed to a piece of paper with some drawings on and said 'This here is a load of old rubbish we don't need, and this here is something really cool like a new toy, and what we need to do is find some way of making that (points to the rubbish) into that (points to new toy) - so I'm going to sell the rubbish on eBay and then buy the new toy'.

I'm killing myself laughing....wonder where he gets his ideas from :rotfl:

Bless!!!! Nowt like teachin' em early :rotfl:

Snaggles

Daisy!! lol

I was thinking of starting a milk round.....

jammydodga

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

So glad it's not just me that's experienced the 'abattoir' experience...

How about the midwife shoving hugely engoreged breasts into a screaming child's gob as their way of 'showing you how to breastfeed'?

that sounds familiar...

not nice at all

Bunnyinthelights

Or the feling like your wazoo is going to drop off and having to walk around clutching it? And heaven forbid anyone make you laugh?!?!?!
Then you find yourself clutching your bits in a vain hope of stopping them from dropping off...

kathfisch

So glad to hear everything was ok in the end snaggles, haven't been able to get online for two days and have been desparate for news!!

The thing with midwives not getting jobs is very widespread apparently, the staff shortages are not a shortage of qualified midwives, just a shortage of money to pay them. There are recruitment freezes all over the place and budgets being cut, while all the while they're spending £45,000 per midwife on the 3 years training only for them not to get jobs at the end of it :eek: Just been watching last night's panorama programme about midwifery shortages, what am I letting myself in for?!?!

Wazoo... never ceases to make me laugh!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

tigtag02

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Or the feling like your wazoo is going to drop off and having to walk around clutching it? And heaven forbid anyone make you laugh?!?!?!
Then you find yourself clutching your bits in a vain hope of stopping them from dropping off...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh the memories!!

I daren't go to the loo for days in fear of having another :rotfl: