I'm having a DFW baby!!

mrsspendalot

yes with childbirth you really do leave your dignity at the delivery room door don't you

Snaggles

Lol Beanielou, sorry!!

But there's no dignity in childbirth.....if you don't poo, you moo, or pee, or just sweat and pant....or even (so I've heard, although have trouble believing it) orgasm....!

I think I'd rather poo than do THAT in front of the midwife quite frankly! :rotfl:

immoral_angeluk

Snaggles wrote: »

Lol Beanielou, sorry!!

But there's no dignity in childbirth.....if you don't poo, you moo, or pee, or just sweat and pant....or even (so I've heard, although have trouble believing it) orgasm....!

I think I'd rather poo than do THAT in front of the midwife quite frankly! :rotfl:

What???????????????????????????? Uh.... how???????????

immoral_angeluk

Dare I mention the sensation of your waters breaking????? :eek:

Snaggles

I think it's something to do with the pressure.....I really can't see it myself but one of my friends swears it happened to her.......

immoral_angeluk

:eek: fair enough... TBH I would rather do that than feel like I was dying again!

Snaggles

Oooh, I've just had a threatening letter from Dolland and Aitcheson, saying that because I haven't been for my contact lens check-up they are going to have to cancel my contact lenses by post......hmmmm, seem to remember the same threat 6 months ago too.......

I wonder if they will actually do it this time - it will save me a phone call in a couple of months when I go on to normal SMP and was going to cancel it anyway, because I've got enough spare pairs to see me through my maternity leave. That'll save me about £17 a month I think

mrsspendalot

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Dare I mention the sensation of your waters breaking????? :eek:

I've never had the sensation of them just going

With DD they trickled but I didn't feel anything (well other than damp down there, lol)

With DS1 they didn't break until his head crowned and 'the burn' kind of distracted me from what the waters felt like - oh and the midwife popped them anyway when his head crowned

With DS2 I was induced by having them broken for me so it just felt warm and wet down there!

Snaggles

'The burn' *shudder* is what is scaring me......:eek:

Maybe i should change my mind about that epidural.....

immoral_angeluk

Snaggles wrote: »

'The burn' *shudder* is what is scaring me......:eek:

Maybe i should change my mind about that epidural.....

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo I just had horrible flashbacks of that..... oooooooowwwwww!