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Anyone know how to keep cats out my neighbours garden and his racing pigeons

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  • Fleago
    Fleago Posts: 1,185 Forumite
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    if his 'racing' pigeons can't out fly a cat then they're sh*te pigeons and deserve to be caught.

    This thought had crossed my mind, but maybe not in such a direct way ;) :rotfl: In his heyday (he's now a miserable, lazy, old eejit) our Fleagocat was a lean, mean, hunting machine and he never managed to catch a pigeon :T

    Fleago
  • taplady
    taplady Posts: 7,184 Forumite
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    if his 'racing' pigeons can't out fly a cat then they're sh*te pigeons and deserve to be caught.
    Instead of trying to train your cat not to eat them tell him to train his vermin to do what they're supposed to do.

    If that doesn't work let them all out in the middle of the night, get rid of the pigeon stuff in his shed and fill it with stuff that should be in a shed. Seeing as he's knocking on a bit he'll probably not even remember he had pigeons to start with.

    Her cat doesn't "eat" them it kills them, not funny at all to those of us who keep pigeons.:mad: You dont seem to like old people much either do you?
    Another one who I'm glad I don't live near!
    Do what you love :happyhear
  • scheming_gypsy
    scheming_gypsy Posts: 18,410 Forumite
    who said i don't like old people? my parents and grandma are old.
    Like i said before, if the racing pigeons were any good at doing their job the cat wouldn't catch them. The ideal situation would be for the cat to choke on the pigeons, i hate cats and pigeons are airborn vermin.
  • oldwiring
    oldwiring Posts: 2,452 Forumite
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    Anyone know how to keep cats out my neighbours garden and his racing pigeons

    Blimey those pigeons must be vicious and hungry:rotfl:
  • wobbley wrote:
    Cats have a right to roam

    MY children have a right to play in MY garden without accidentally picking up cat !!!!!! from soneone elses cat too. :p

    Fortunately it is no longer a problem. :cool: I still have a garden and the kids too. ;)
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