You know your an obsessive gardener when ...

ds1980

When you spend an hour taking out a 50kg block of concrete that was situated like an iceberg in one of my borders for the sake of probably no more than a 9 cm pot plant would go into! Felt good though!

Oh yeh almost forgot and you dig your borders over with a knife!

delerium

Surprised it's not here.....


when the 6 pack in your trolley is for the slugs not your oh!!:rotfl:

delerium

Oh and JAXX46 your OH is being a stick in the mud I managed 8 pumpkin, 4 watermelon and 3 tomato seedlings on my parcel shelf all day today and they survived despite my erratic driving, Glasgow's pot holes and at least one emergency stop!!

Steel_2

Orange_King wrote: »

You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat having dreamt that your patch had been submerged following a heavy downfall.

Then, the very next evening, you have a dream about finding a load of worms in a plastic cup and your first reaction is to go and put them in the compost bin.

I had a dream about worms the other night too! I was yanking the biggest fattest worm out of the mouth of one of my chickens and trying to force her beak open to get him.

CandyB101_2

When u order a second freezer, ready for the (hopefull) glut of veggies

skiTTish

When you and your hubby have a rare day off togerther and decide the perfect date is a wander round the garden center ..

ALIBOBSY

I love this thread made me laugh anyway.
How about being 35 wks pregnant and still crawling around the beds weeding and planting? Plus you keep thinking if only this baby hurried up I could get so much more done lol.

ali x

pretty_mumma

When you check this thread for new ideas on how to help you in the garden!!

When you enjoy the sound of "crunch" as you step on a snail as it means its not eating your veggies. (like me tonight out with my torch!)

boultdj

When is a dry day and you would rather be at home potting seedling's on,setting more seed's and weeding,than go to work. Huummmmm....... wander if they would miss me??????