Nice people thread 2 - now even nicer

lostinrates

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=2328379

if anyone is wonderin that will make the budget an Aries and the election a Taurus.

inspector_monkfish

lostinrates wrote: »

I need a man...I simply cannot get the lid off the marmite. I tried last night, I've tried this morning. I really, really want some marmite. I might have to buy a new marmite that I can open. I don't think I can wait till friday.

get the squeezy one

silvercar

lostinrates wrote: »

I need a man...I simply cannot get the lid off the marmite. I tried last night, I've tried this morning. I really, really want some marmite. I might have to buy a new marmite that I can open. I don't think I can wait till friday.

A package arrived last week described on the box as marmite toothpaste. Though it was April 1 not March 1!

Inside was a marmite cereal bar and a voucher for 20p off signal toothpaste.

Very bizarre advertising.

lostinrates

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

get the squeezy one

Dh HS put on a little weight since becoming a lawyer, but squeezy? That's not terribly nice IM.

edit: I've taken vit b tablets, which I'm meant to be taking anyway. what has life come to that I'm taking supplements in the hope the reflux might cure a marmite craving....

fedupfreda

lostinrates wrote: »

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=2328379

if anyone is wonderin that will make the budget an Aries and the election a Taurus.

So we will have an exciting budget, full of optimism - :j

And then the election will return us crashing to earth again

Yet more of the same old, same old. (sigh)

Time to nip out for some chocolate, methinks. :j

lostinrates

Or the budget culd be the birth of the new age of austerity, (youngest sign with a inititaive drive)with the election stabilising and continuing this. (taureans stablise and support other initiatives, they are strengtheners)

lemonjelly

lostinrates wrote: »

I need a man...

Way to get my hopes up lir...:D

Pobbster, through the clear intelligence of your posts, I believe in the long run your business will come through ok. Sometimes we need this stuff to remind us of what we really have (as per your post a couple of pages ago).

Horoscopes - only fopdoodles believe in them!

Kudos for viva for reminding all of the thread!

Pobby

LIR, watch your hands when doing this. Turn on the hot tap and let it run over the lid on the Marmite jar. The heat will expand the metal top and it should then unscrew.

lostinrates

Pobby wrote: »

LIR, watch your hands when doing this. Turn on the hot tap and let it run over the lid on the Marmite jar. The heat will expand the metal top and it should then unscrew.

Its a plastic top..

but I tried the water trick anyway and a knife. Tonight I'll take my jar around the village until I find a nice man....

sss555s

Dry it all off and lay a marrygold over the lid and twist it, or put a marrygold on and try and open it then.








If that fails, you need a man!!!