Frightened about my future

savingwannabe

Am having satsumas for supper. Just noticed Swanfan joined at the same time as me but is v concise and has made 120 posts. Flippin heck, i talk ten times more than you do!

never-in-doubt

swanfan02 wrote: »

I took lemon curd sandwiches to work today, yummy

Hmmmm - what i'd do right now for a jar of lemon curd......

George - you're naughty giving me impure thoughts of indulgence like that when i'm at work :eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

savingwannabe

Mrs Niddy, promise him a reward of lemon curd if he does housework for rest of the week.

Marriage guidance by SW - God help us!

swanfan02

savingwannabe wrote: »

Am having satsumas for supper. Just noticed Swanfan joined at the same time as me but is v concise and has made 120 posts. Flippin heck, i talk ten times more than you do!

Wasn't going to mention that!!:whistle::whistle:

Mrs_Niddy

savingwannabe wrote: »

Mrs Niddy, promise him a reward of lemon curd if he does housework for rest of the week.

Marriage guidance by SW - God help us!

Thats a very good idea lol ... I'm off to the shop to buy some now

savingwannabe

i am going to be quiet now. i fancy a bit of entertainment. Come on then Mr concise, do you have any jokes?

swanfan02

Not many, ahem clean ones no.

savingwannabe

What is the funniest thing anyone has ever done?

when i was at university my sister's boyfriend took me to a takeaway and left my sister and her friend in the car. I came out first with a huge pile of food while he was paying and walked into a white car and said 'hi guys come and get it'. The two chaps did a double take. I had walked into the wrong car in a red light district.

And i am supposed to be intelligent. Beat that anyone.

never-in-doubt

savingwannabe wrote: »

What is the funniest thing anyone has ever done?

Hmmmm that is quite classic and hard to beat (you're bonkers woman)....

Not so much funny but definitely a jinxed surreal day (if there is such a thing)....

In Greece we got some Quad bikes and I had eldest daughter on the back with me, whilst Mrs Niddy had youngest on with her (luckily) - anyways going down the street I turned to go right and all of a sudden it like jacknifed on me and me being me jumped off the thing and landed on my feet whilst watching the quad skid with daughter still intact getting scraped across the road... its like slow-mo, nothing you can do!

Anyways, Mrs Niddy was behind (obviously in total shock) watching all this...... poor kid was alright - just a wee bit shaken and cut...

So, move on - she went out that night and decided it'd be funny to jump into the sea in the pitch black - she then jumped in and guess what? Landed on a rock infested with Urchins.... yep, you guessed right - off to the doctors the next day we go and he has to pull them out!

Sooo there we are and obviously he is hurting her and she's like screaming so Niddy buts in "Oi, be careful that's my daughter" - you know, typical fatherly instinct.... was funny if it wasn't so serious - imagine being that jinxed - it sucks!

Basically the moral here was that I actually did threaten to knock the poor doctor out when really all he was doing was helping make my daughter better......

savingwannabe

oh bless you.

I am posting something. If it is racist tell me and i will delete it. All the other stuff i get sent is rude and i am not going to post that.

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?

scoll down..............

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Sum Ting Wong

You know you laughed and you are going to send this on!!!