Frightened about my future

savingwannabe

Three pastors were discussing. One said his problem was stealing, he could not stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members found out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem was adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem was that he could not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he had just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.



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Dad asked his son: Whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger?
Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad asked: How does that help you?
Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.

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Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour.

The first guy said, “When my wife was pregnant she was reading a book: A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins.”

The second said his wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. The other two followed him. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why.

He said, “My wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it cannot happen!!”

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One day, a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building!!”

The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he did not have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not John!!!

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This is what stress does. Take things easy and relax as much as you can. It is not all about work, work, and work!

mouseann

Morning all,

Just logging on for my daily "fix!

Hope you are well and that the hand is not too bad, Jinny! I did laugh when I read about the straw for drinking, though!

Loved the jokes, SW. Keep smiling!

Hi Nanny and Nanna - good to hear from you. Hope I can tell the difference - although the avatars help with that!

Thinks for the info re HIPS, Bubbles! I did post this before the election and now, as 3 Dogs has mentioned, it looks as if HIPS are going to be scrapped. Which is something to tick off my list!

Have a good day everybody!

never-in-doubt

Morning everyone - Hiya the two Nanna's lol

Back to the pub for Niddy - will be back as normal tomorrow..... Hope you're all enjoying the sun and Ann, have a great break - stress free (feels good eh?) :beer:

maz1964

hiya everyone

just wishing you all a lovely sunny day its fab here today for us

glad niddy you are at the pub you do deserve that drink cheers for your help as always

have fun everyone laters maz:)

pebbles88

havent quite managed to read all the posts but what a lovely thread!!!

im so pleased Niddy managed to get you sorted Mouseann!:j:j

all in all how much of the cc debt was unenforceable??

never-in-doubt

pebbles88 wrote: »

havent quite managed to read all the posts but what a lovely thread!!!

im so pleased Niddy managed to get you sorted Mouseann!:j:j

all in all how much of the cc debt was unenforceable??

Hiya Pebbles,

I'll go sort your query out on my thread shortly - worry not, I have had a few days break from the joys of MSE!!

To answer the above, so far it is around 8 of 17 accounts totalling around £75k - but we're only half way there right now.... still a long way to go in all honesty!

Hope you're keeping well? Hi to everyone else, hope you enjoy your Saturday in the sun - Niddy is back at work - boring!! :mad:

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swanfan02

Morning everybody, not hungover today Niddy are you. PS come on Blackpool!!!:D

pixiechick_2

Good morning everyone

I didn't log on yesterday because I was doing job applications and then the garden. I shall be in there again shortly enjoying this fantastic weather

I hope you've had a great time with your friend mouseann - and have a lovely time at your son's.

Swanfan - I guess if your a Swansea fan you don't much care for Cardiff!!!

NID - Don't you ever get hangovers??? Still waiting (im)patiently for anything to show on my accounts.

Have a lovely day everyone x

swanfan02

Hi Pixie, how's everything with you? Yes you're right i don't care too much for the Blueturds(Cardiff):mad:

pixiechick_2

I'm fine - the gorgeous weather certainly helps

Do you live in Swansea? My daughter lives in the area. I'll be rooting for Blackpool too though I won't be watching it, I'll be in the sun!!!