alwaysonthego wrote: »
My DH believes after 8 years that women don't poo. For some reason, whether I am stuck in one Freud's psycosexual stages, I am very sneaky when I go and wait until Mr Always is out of the house, mad isn't it. I don't know whether I am being ladylike or a complete psycho
Didn't Gino DiCampo say that he would hate to ever hear his wife fart in front of him. Things must be difficult for her then, if she isn't even allowed to fart near him. She'd farted twice near him or something since they'd been together. I think I#d rather tolerate someone fart in front of me than guzzle a big rat. Bleeeuch.
D'you know, in 900 years of space and time, I've never met anyone who wasn't important
Claire_Bear wrote: »
I have never audibly farted in front of my OH, and we've been together for about 2 and a half years (apart from when I was asleep and couldn't help it, but even that is totally cringeworthy!) I either just hold it in until he goes to the bathroom or is out of the room, or do it so he can't hear. I wouldn't feel very classy letting it out then going 'oof, that was a good one!' like men seem to!
wontfallforit wrote: »
My partner would just laugh if I did it, he's extremely down to earth, but I'd still be embarrassed.
I did it in my sleep once (or twice, or...), and it woke me up! He was still awake...thankfully, he was too much of a gent to comment, knowing how embarrassed I'd be, but I did hear him giggling very quietly to himself :rotfl:
cherry1000 wrote: »
why is it men take reading material into the bathroom with them personally i want to get it over and done with and get out of there
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