'Why are women too scared to poo?' blog discussion

wuzz1979

Hi as a bloke I dont have a problem with this issue also I look at it as a money saving exercise going at work,

1 your getting paid for doing your business!!
2 it saves on toilet roll at home
3 if your on a water meter it reduces your bill
4 if your lucky someone before you will leave behind a moning paper (saves buying one)
5 saves on cleaning agents at home

Just my thoughts on reasons for going about your daily business and saving some extra pennies lol

dellaclearing

I have no problem dropping a log at work, but what I can't stand is when someone in the next cubicle doesn't have the decency to push one out quietly.
I'll be sitting there, curteously keeping my evacuation audio to a minimum, when someone storms into the bog next door, breathing and grunting loudly as they drop their pants and paste the porcelein before adding a few bowl-amplified farts for good measure, to which I always mouth the words "nice one" whilst giving a sarcastic, approving nod!
If I have a particularly shame-free neighbour next door, the remainder of their pit-stop is accompanied by never ending sighs of relief, like they just claimed a victory after an intense battle or something.

nzseries1

cherry1000 wrote: »

why is it men take reading material into the bathroom with them personally i want to get it over and done with and get out of there

It's gotta be done, so you might as well enjoy it!
Plus, if you go at work, reading the paper makes it longer before you have to return to work.

nzseries1

I'm clearly a money-saver at heart, I do the opposite and try and go at work whereever possible because it saves me money on bog roll.

Now that I've said that, I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool.

brettcta

you poo in the shower?

GlasWolf

Don't worry, it's international!

"What took you so long?"
"...


makeup."

nodwah

This is the reason why I would NEVER want an ensuite bathroom - why would I want to lie in bed and listen to him trumping right next to me (my kids used to say "daddy's talking to the whales" - I'd forgotten about that til now I must get that saying goiong again!)

Now I'm the one with the bowel disease so it is quite a topic in my house but he farts more than I do!

There actually is a big problem at work because there is a phantom toilet blocker and my friend has been put in charge of trying to stamp it out -as it were!

I can't imagine why anyone would leave a yule log there for someone else to find. I've made sure thay all know that I couldn't possibly do one that big with my colitis - so I'm off the hook (it wasn't me anyway) but I hate anyone hearing me doing it at work - i'm not bothered about home or shops

jo1967

A note has just gone up in the ladies loo at my work place "please ensure bowl is clean & contents flushed away - thank you"! EUWWWWW!!! ....and no its not me!!!

Dizz

I wrote a funny poem about the whole issue with ladies pooing and used it in a comedy sketch show.... I would love to post it on here but would not like to offend anyone!

Mozette

Dizz wrote: »

I wrote a funny poem about the whole issue with ladies pooing and used it in a comedy sketch show.... I would love to post it on here but would not like to offend anyone!

I'd love you to PM it to me!