stupid things people say.....................

Mimi_Arc_en_ciel

kr15snw wrote: »

My nan was at the chemist picking up some medicine a few years ago. But wanted to get some batteries while she was there. Why oh why I went with her I'll never know...

Nan: Hello dear can I have some Durex please
Staff: Uhhh
Me: Uhh nan, are you sure...
Nan: Course I am dear, I need some of the extra strong ones!
Staff: O.k, here you go *puts on counter*
Nan: *horrified look*

At this point I didnt know whether to die of embarassment or laughter, lol.

thats BRILLIANT lol although not as good as my nan wanting to come to our "girly night" (ann summers party, butler in the buff, OAP! . . NO!!! )

Mini_Bear

After meeting someone for the first time, ie new work colleague we have some small talk, discuss family, brother, sisters age etc. Then comes the question "so when is your brother and sister's birthday". (At this stage i have already told them i'm a triplet). It gets people every time.
Silliest thing ever said was from my boyfs legendary nan. She called him up while he was cooking tea, asked him what he was doing, "I'm cooking tea nan", - "oooooooh that smells good" i kid u not.

melspur

why do people say it went down like a lead balloon, when somebody takes some news badly, surely a lead balloon would go down very well!!!

fedupnow

mommyme wrote: »

thats BRILLIANT lol although not as good as my nan wanting to come to our "girly night" (ann summers party, butler in the buff, OAP! . . NO!!! )

OAP!!!! good heavens - this generation is the first generation to have 'girly nights' with toys and strippers of course.

I hate it when I ask my OH a question and he replies 'I dunno, you tell me'

valos_mummy

A strange one, but when something was threatening to happen which my nan didn't want to, she'd say "I'd sooner see my coffin walk down the street!"

qetu1357

Me waiting for a bus at a bus stop.

Stranger "Has the bus come yet?"

!!!!

ithinkyourcrazy

qetu1357 wrote: »

Me waiting for a bus at a bus stop.

Stranger "Has the bus come yet?"

!!!!

Oh god weird people at the bus stops. When we had the bad snow all the buses here were cancelled. I was stood at the bus stop, rang the company was told cancelled until at least the next day.
Me to a group of old ladies- The buses are all canclled, man on the phone may be running tomorrow
Old Ladies- oh we will just wait and see
Me- he said buses can't even leave station. I would just go home.
An hour later i walked past again to see them still stood there!!!:rotfl:

I hate the saying "cheer up love, it might never happen" would like to punch anyone that says that!!

fluffnutter

Me: I'm off on holiday soon
Someone else: Oooh, anyway nice?
Me: No, I thought I'd visit a complete sh!thole.

That's a particular favourite of mine.

Just realised - davidlizard's already done that one. How about... It's too cold for snow.... Aaarggghhh, I hate that. No, it's not! It's fr!gging freezing, and snowing!

fluffnutter

And I'm not being funny, but....

You're right, you're not.

Aspiring_Writer

Not really stupid, but I used to get these two as a kid...

I'll box your bloody ears .... and

I'll have your guts for garters...

oh, and this one always used to get me,

"If I didn't know you better, I'd....." followed by some accusation or other

Point is, you do know me better and you are still accusing me, really, aren't you?

Adults eh? ....crazy peeps