MSE Parents Club Part 10

searching_me

some of the girl look like dirty s l a p p e r s x

Becles

SusanC wrote: »

How naughty is it to throw cows at blinds?

I guess that would be extremely naughty too. She talks about cows often when I'm putting the milk on her weetabix in a morning and she's desperate to milk one.

Today we had luch in a cafe with my mum and brother. I took Alice to the toilet and went at the same time and emptied my mooncup. When we went back upstairs, my mum went down and Alice said to my brother, "Mummy went to the toilet and something came out of her bottom." I'm so glad she didn't know it was a mooncup because otherwise she would have actually said it as "something" is just what she says when she doesn't know the word for something.

:rotfl::rotfl:

We had a similar incident when Charlotte came into the bathroom while I was on the loo, then ran downstairs and said to Craig "Dad, there's blood everywhere". He said slightly panicked "where? What's happened?" and she said "it came out of Mam's bum" :rotfl:

kindofagilr wrote: »

Did anyone here use a TENS machine when in labour, did you find it really effective???

I used one when I had Joshua. It didn't do anything for the pain and it charged me up full of static. Nobody could touch me without getting an electric shock, which is not what you need when they need to touch you in intimate places *ouch*

Sami_Bee

LOVE LOVE LOVIN' the gypsy wedding show!!

searching_me

omg .. those dresses x

SugarSpun

3onitsway wrote: »

SS I'm feeling bad about outbidding you today. And i'll PM you my list although most is 3-6 with some 6-9. The rest of the 6-9 and the 9-12 will be coming soon.

And finally, the Mooncup. I've had one for years, but wonder what you're supposed to do when out and about and using a public toilet where the sink is out of the cubicle?

:rotfl: bidding on both of those, but the second one's already at my max bid and I don't intend to go any higher so if you want to outbid me go ahead

The first one (the dress) I wouldn't suggest trying to outbid me because you'll get frustrated and go way over its value. I'm slightly regretting getting so carried away :rotfl: I'm also bidding on a few things from that seller to make the postage worthwhile.

My VBF says that in a public toilet you just wipe with TP and you're fine.

csh_2

That girl getting married looks younger than my DD! Its no wonder they can afford the dresses, I could too if I never paid council tax lol

aless02

mm, it was 5.5hrs, but he was practically born in the hospital corridor!

Mooncup in public toilet - empty it into toilet while still on it, wipe clean with toilet paper, reinsert. Simples! You get used to it and stop being squeamish after the first few times, honest.

Sami_Bee

searching_me wrote: »

some of the girl look like dirty s l a p p e r s x

some? ....
can we not say slapper?

3 - its not your (or my!!) fault that SS failed to heed my sniper advice
google auctionstealer SS!

searching_me

csh shes 17 i think it said .. or 18 maybe x

searching_me

i thought you couldnt say slappers sami x