MSE Parents Club Part 10

scruffy96uk

A bit of light relief, hope it makes some of you giggle

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....


Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?'
he squeaks..

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he
roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in
the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who
unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was
Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went
out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It
was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray,
gave them their food, and refilled their water.

'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-!!!!!! downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm
only going to say this once....



'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET

tarajayne

money_maker wrote: »

slowly tara !!

Oh dear!

What's the Lowry?

tarajayne

scruffy96uk wrote: »

A bit of light relief, hope it makes some of you giggle

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....


Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?'
he squeaks..

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he
roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in
the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who
unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was
Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went
out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It
was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray,
gave them their food, and refilled their water.

'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-!!!!!! downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm
only going to say this once....



'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

searching_me

MDW i dont know where lowry is??? *shrug* x

scruffy96uk

tarajayne wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm glad it made you :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

MadDogWoman_2

Tara - The Lowry

Is a gallery exhibiting LS Lowry work - a famous Mancunian (?) artist - think Matchstick Men.

There is also a shopping outlet and theatres restaurants etc

All I know is it's at Salford Quays - only ever been once myself So will be utilising my dad's Sat Nav to find it.

jillie1974

searching_me wrote: »

can i do a little happiness .. my ebay lots are currently at £49 with already £22 (some of my fees have already been decuded) so looking at about £60 ish im so chuffed gonna save about £20 so if you do another meet in manc i can come x

yay!!! 7th April and you can get a tram from picadilly straight there!!!
you'd love the lowry art gallery!!

tarajayne wrote: »

Oh dear!

What's the Lowry?

its a mini trafford centre. all outlet stores
http://www.lowryoutletmall.com/

three2be

scruffy96uk wrote: »

'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Thought you were telling my morning story but i dont have a serving hatch!

Could i ask for some no leaking nappy vibes please, first night on washables here and i'm just hoping i have folded it OK.

jillie1974

when did it get to pm

so much for me catching upon my recorded tv lol!!

searching_me

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i LOVE LOVE LOVE gallerys ... hmmmmmm *toddles off to check calendar* .. im suppose to back at work so i cant say for now but if all ok i'd love to come if you'll have me x