Trying for a Baby part 5....

retro_bluebell

Eeeek! Scary meercat is after me heeeelpppp!:eek:

stef240377

Why is it reading your replies all i can hear in the back of my mind is Harry Hill shouting 'FIGHT':rotfl:

**confuzzled**

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legs >>>> Retro :rotfl:

ladylegs

Stef, help us, we're addicted to the thread.

Retro meerkat extends his paw to you in reconciliation

ladylegs

**confuzzled** wrote: »

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legs >>>> Retro :rotfl:

Aww, Retro's one is so cute. Is it possible to get broody over an ickel smilie?

**confuzzled**

ladylegs wrote: »

Stef, help us, we're addicted to the thread.

Retro meerkat extends his paw to you in reconciliation

Think this is what you mean Legs:p:D

and no it's not possible to get broody over a smiley! Although t'is velly velly cute:D

dinky_dragon

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:

This is the biggest laugh I've evr had on this board - thank you so much ladies

But Dinky - I'm not laughing at you, its just the picture of all these eggs :rotfl:

Anyway, from a lay man point of view (ie me - who needs to have things explained to me like I'm a 3 year old), let me explain. Cervical Mucus (CM) is the vaginal discharge that we lucky ladies get that spoils our nice panties (or is that just me?). Before ttc you don't really take much notice what form it takes. When you start ttc and become more aware of what your body is doing, then you notice the changes. CM can come in different forms - thick and creamy, watery, slippery (but not stretchy) and EWCM (Egg White Cervical Mucus). Now, EWCM is what you are looking for as this is a sign that you are ovulating. Your body produces EWCM as it is a vehicle used to carry the sperm to meet the egg. So EWCM is good.

Now, why is it called EWCM? If you took a raw egg out of your fridge and cracked it open into a bowl, there would be 2 parts to the egg - the yellow yolk and the egg white (the clear stretchy stuff). This is why the CM that comes out of our wanny is called EWCM, because if you put it between your fingers, it is clear and quite thick and stretchy just like the raw egg white.

So basically, it doesn't matter how you like your eggs in the morning, when we say EWCM we mean the above.

Ive done a bit of a waffly explanation, I hope that helps. We're all here to learn. I wouldn't know half the stuff I know if it wasnt for the ladies on this thread.

We should really write a book

Hugs and sticky baby dust to all x

Thank you very much! I must admit I :rotfl:when scrambled/poached and even meringue came into the equasion!!! That's really helped, thanks...:p
I've just had an image of going for a wee and finding a pavlova in my pants...aw you do make me laugh you lot!!

**confuzzled**

Did I scare everyone away???






















"Lonelyyyyyyyyyyy I'm so Lonelyyyyyyyy I got nobodyyyyyyyyy to call my owwwnnnnnnnnn"

**confuzzled**

Yay someone to talk too:D:D:j:j:j

Hi Dinky:D:wave:

Perdi

Well I'm reading the thread fairly often at work (have to or I can't keep up with you lot!) but don't get much time to post a coherent thought at the moment.
Work is horribly busy, today has been a really crap day. Add to that I'm supposed to be OV on CD12 but they're making me stay overnight in London on CD9&10 which doesn't leave us much time! So I'm rather p'd off.:mad:

I can't very well go 'Sorry Boss, can't go as I'm TTC and OV'. :rotfl:Tempting though it is.