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The giving up/cutting down alcohol thread part VI
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barshamhillbilly wrote: »Not as bad as a cockerel by mistake
I guess it's a matter of opinion :cool:@ LBM = £15,872.65, now £10,819.82AF Jan = 7/? Feb = 5/14 Mar = 14/20 Apr = 6/14 May = 2/14 June 2/14 July 0/TF Aug 1/TFv Sept 6/TF Oct 4/7"NEVER DOUBT YOUR OWN QUALITY"0 -
If you say so ??
Embrace your inner Hillbilly
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Think I'd best go to bed before I get myself into trouble!@ LBM = £15,872.65, now £10,819.82AF Jan = 7/? Feb = 5/14 Mar = 14/20 Apr = 6/14 May = 2/14 June 2/14 July 0/TF Aug 1/TFv Sept 6/TF Oct 4/7"NEVER DOUBT YOUR OWN QUALITY"0
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barshamhillbilly wrote: »
Two cockerels cooking in the oven - this afternoon they were running round our friends garden :eek:. They are vegetarians and got them by mistake. They have been fighting so asked us to knobble them
BHB
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I was also wondering how you get cockerels by mistake! I had visions
of 2 vegetarians having a fight cos they'd mistakenly picked up a cockerel each instead of a butternut squash! Then you knobbled them
OR the cockerels are vegetarians and ended up in your friend's garden by
mistake. They asked you to knobble the friends but ended up in the oven
themselves.This scenario assumes the cockerels can talk!
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DecemberBaby wrote: »I was also wondering how you get cockerels by mistake! I had visions
of 2 vegetarians having a fight cos they'd mistakenly picked up a cockerel each instead of a butternut squash! Then you knobbled them
OR the cockerels are vegetarians and ended up in your friend's garden by
mistake. They asked you to knobble the friends but ended up in the oven
themselves.This scenario assumes the cockerels can talk!
DB x
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You are as mad as the rest of us :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
ETA. Thought I had better explain - The fact that our friends are vegetarians meant that they didn't want to kill them themselves. Not sure what made them happy for us to knobble them? Odd really ?Embrace your inner Hillbilly
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Am laughing now at mad cockerel knobbling/vegetarian scenario running through my head - oooh - OH is muttering about no chickens in this house under his breath - fingers in my ears - I can't hear you- la lal la!!!!
I xTarget for MAD - 24:)0 -
Turn your back for 2 minutes and the conversation takes to the gutter!DFW Nerd no. 496 - Proud to be dealing with my debts!!0
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hey chaps
af here - back in a tick well done faffers
loving the chicken/egg storyTotal debt 26/4/18 <£1925 we were getting there. :beer:
Total debt as of 28/4/19 £7867.38:eek:
minus 112.06 = £7755.32:money:
:money:Sleeves up folks.:money:0 -
oh dear ive not been a good girl im having a bottle of wine again everythings gone to pot its so hard i will feel guilty tomorrow i need to try harder dh set me off tonight by mentioning drink .... its no good0
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also im having loaded cheese on toast not good for my diet0
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