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  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    ztd i laughed so hard at that one i sprayed my keyboard with wine ...hilarious ......hubby said tonight he's thinking of doing stage two....!!!!!!...i had to put my foot down on that one lol
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    ztd i laughed so hard at that one i sprayed my keyboard with wine ...hilarious ......hubby said tonight he's thinking of doing stage two....!!!!!!...i had to put my foot down on that one lol

    Stage two: Opening a pounch.

    Stage three: Without scissors.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    ohh no i'm not trusted with scissors till stage 4 lol ...tonight they insisted on frying everything gave the excuse health and safety ...(how many times does that get given as an excuse)... hey i wasnt bothered less fore me to cook ...how you feeling today handsome?
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    i would love to be able to say here hubby has more money than sense ....but i just cant ...rofl
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    ohh no i'm not trusted with scissors till stage 4 lol

    I wasn't talking about proper scissors.
    Safety_Scissors.jpg

    Proper ones come later.

    Stage 5 is opening everything you might find in a kitchen with one of these. With varying degrees of mess... ;)

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    elantan wrote: »
    ...tonight they insisted on frying everything gave the excuse health and safety ...(how many times does that get given as an excuse)...

    Every time someone can't be arrsed to do a risk assessment.

    Risk: Learners might burn themselves.
    Precaution: Saying "Don't burn yourself".
    elantan wrote: »
    hey i wasnt bothered less fore me to cook ...how you feeling today handsome?

    I'm OK - just about. How is my lovely loveliness then - you seem perky tonight...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    oh babes you had me laughing again...good job i do my pelvic floor excercises lol ....well maybe one day i can dream of using a beautiful pink (ahahaha) pair of scissors ...he might tease me till level 6 for that though...what is it with h&s ...it's like any excuse for not doing anything h&s ....("ooops sorry miss cant lift that tomato h&s you understand it's not me it's the company")....or maybe they have seen my attempts at cooking previously and went "merde what can we say to stop el using anything with a sharp edge or burny" (possibly scottish word for might get burned ...not sure) ...oh i know let's use the old h&s works everytime .....can you tell i'm a great cook?
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    It made me laugh that 'health and safety' is an excuse for frying everything lol.......Eh??????? In what way is frying a healthier or safer way to cook????

    What did you decide to do about the Terramundi? We've got a £2 coin pig, which has got about £120 in it at the moment, but I was a naughty girl and spent a £2 coin out of my purse the other day, knowing FULL WELL that it should go in the pig...hee hee.....felt so rebellious! :D
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    It made me laugh that 'health and safety' is an excuse for frying everything lol.......Eh??????? In what way is frying a healthier or safer way to cook????

    It gives you coronary heart disease, so you have less time to burn yourself.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Oh, well now you put it that way.......makes perfect sense!
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Is that you in your avatar ZTD?
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
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