Who stole my bloody sandwich?

dampdaveski

Simple answer is to lace the sandwich with ebola virus and when the culprit starts bleeding through their eyes,ears, etc you will have the necessary information and proof to alert the office manager to the theft.
hope this helps
DD

Pound

Maybe this is what happened?

skintchick

This thread reminded me of the day someone nicked my Shreddies. I sent this email round the office: (I was on a short-term contract at the time, and pregnant)

At the risk of sounding like one of the Three Bears, someone has been eating my [STRIKE]porridge [/STRIKE]Shreddies and I’m not amused.

I can see how you might have been confused by the word ‘Skinty emblazoned in black biro across the front, mistaking it instead for the motto ‘Free for all, please help yourself’ but as someone due to be unemployed in two week’s time I’m afraid I can’t afford to support your cereal habit as well as my own.

I’d appreciate it if you would keep your paws off my food and buy your own if you’re hungry. Did no-one ever teach you not to stand between a pregnant lady and her breakfast?

The irony is that I’d probably have been happy to give you a bowl had you asked, but it winds me up when people steal my stuff.

Do it again and I’ll send the Big Bad Wolf round to blow your house down.

mumOf2wonderfulkids

Snakeeyes21 wrote: »

On the seriousness chart of office relate incidents this is at the top alongside stapling your hand to the desk, getting a pencil stuck up your nose, getting your tie stuck in the shredder and receiving a paper plane to the eye.

bah, that's a normal day in the office for me,, you really need to start worrying when the ladders start attacking!!

the first decided he didn't like the look of my teeth so promptly pounced on me from behind the filing cabinet smashing my front teeth (oh the fun the emergency dentists had laughing at my plight!)

the second appeared as if from no where and placed itself cunningly in front of me, ooooh the screams as it collided with my foot and broke my toe (oh the fun the A&Estaff had laughing at my plight!)

i now hide under my desk for fear that it will be third time lucky:rotfl:



I need a whole risk assessment of my own......:D