Who stole my bloody sandwich?

hollydays

Was it English or French mustard..

bethesda

plunge wrote: »

Revenge is the answer..

Lace the next sandwich with laxatives and hide all the toilet roll in the building!

Whilst they are locked in the bogs, feast on all their lunch, although based on my experience they food thief usually never has anything decent let alone cheesy Wotsits..

ooh you are mean! but i like it :rotfl:

their own lunch can't be up to much if they nick someone else's

maninthestreet

F.U.N.E.M ?
S - E.F.M

Thanks to the Two Ronnies.

peachyprice

Ivory_Tinkler wrote: »

If you work anywhere near a Morrisons store it will be one of their members of staff who sneaked in and took the sandwich away, even though they knew you wanted to eat it later in the day. If in doubt do and read the ongoing Morrisons thread for evidence. I suggest you email Morrisons HO for some sort of compensation.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

It's probably in the reduced section right now, but as soon as OP goes to reclaim it a staff member will snatch it and take it out the back

gregg1

valos_mummy wrote: »

Is anyone else reminded of the Friends episode where Pheobe write Ross a note for his sandwich after it's stolen, and afterwards everyone at his job is afraid of him?!

MMMYYYYY SANDWICH....................... (how sad am I, although in my defence daughter watches repeats constantly!)

pimento

Surely a sandwich doesn't have to be in the fridge in this weather? Keep it on your desk!

Mimi_Arc_en_ciel

Dear Snakeyes21,

I currently have your sandwich, I will return it for a Cheese and onion one. I was a little purplexed when I noticed the green fur on top of the bread but I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures, after all, there is a credit crunch going on.

Please bring in x1 cheese sandwich, and throw in a tube of pringles should you want the sandwich in once piece.

Please be aware that should my demands not be met, I will return for the JAFFAS!

Yours sincerly,

Mommyme

brettcta

i'd go in all guns blazing and start breaking legs until someone 'fesses up, and then when they do, knee cap them. make sure they never forget that they ate your sandwich.

the other people with broken legs will take it as both a reminder that the culinary fruits of your labour aint for fuckin' with and also that mahfuckers that do take your lunch lead to every other mahfucker gettin' their legs snapped

Freddie_Snowbits

Try Cheese and Marmite, my favourite. No one dare nick them as the tast is toooooo distinctive.

brettcta

another option to find out who's taken your sandwich would be to start taking teeth. carrying a rag & a pair of pliers will be easier than a baseball bat/sledgehammer and will have the same desired effect

or an eastend thug



OI, WHERE'S THAT FACKIN SAN'WICH?!