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Who stole my bloody sandwich?

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  • Bongedone
    Bongedone Posts: 2,457 Forumite
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    Get one of these. A sandwich bag that makes the sandwich look mouldy:

    http://boingboing.net/2008/09/16/sandwich-bag-has-fak.html
  • Sneezy
    Sneezy Posts: 570 Forumite
    get your own fridge!
    Using my phone to post - apologies in advance for any typos
  • Claire_Bear
    Claire_Bear Posts: 1,372 Forumite
    gregg1 wrote: »
    MMMYYYYY SANDWICH....................... (how sad am I, although in my defence daughter watches repeats constantly!)

    Haha beat me to it! At least your sandwich didn't have The Moist-maker, then you'd be really p!ssed off!

    MY SANDWICH!? :rotfl:
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  • Kite2010
    Kite2010 Posts: 4,308 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Home Insurance Hacker! Car Insurance Carver!
    Due to the LHC a mini black-hole was created in the fridge next to your sandwich and sucked it into nothingness, therefore the universe stole your bloody sandwich.
  • Snakeeyes21
    Snakeeyes21 Posts: 2,527 Forumite
    edited 14 January 2010 at 2:27AM
    Some very good suggestions there, but I cant help but feel some of you aren't taking my plight seriously :confused:

    On the seriousness chart of office relate incidents this is at the top alongside stapling your hand to the desk, getting a pencil stuck up your nose, getting your tie stuck in the shredder and receiving a paper plane to the eye.

    Thousands of people suffer from this mysterious phenomenon daily and I think its about time the government brings in laws to stop it happening, How many days of work are lost every year due to the distressing nature of this happening.

    For a start the government could force employers to provide each member of staff with their own personal locking fridge, then have a security guard monitoring them 24 hours a day.

    Why has the government not bought in these laws?

    Because they don't care for the working man.

    Im sure if an MPs sandwich was nicked then no expense would be spared with making sure it never happens again :D
  • NeverInDebt
    NeverInDebt Posts: 4,633 Forumite
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    It was me.

    Despite being a veggie I saw your lovely well prepared tempting delicious sandwich and couldn't resist. It was lovely too even better than I envisaged

    sorry ;)
  • The best solution is to develop a taste for unusual home made sarnies. No-one else seemed to be tempted by my wasabi & raspberry jam special nor the corned beef & nuttela combo.

    Or... try a hidden grenade decoy sandwich (as recommended by Andy McNabb) prepare a delicious fresh sandwich but use super- super- hot chilli paste instead of butter...Omnomnomnom -BOOM!
  • brettcta
    brettcta Posts: 4,693 Forumite
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    your office needs this guy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
    helpful tips
    it's spelt d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y
    there - 'in or at that place'
    their - 'owned by them'
    they're - 'they are'
    it's bought not brought (i just bought my chicken a suit from that new shop for £6.34)
  • ben500
    ben500 Posts: 23,192 Forumite
    Take some sardine and custard sandwiches in that should cure the thief.
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    Together we can make a difference.
  • oscardog
    oscardog Posts: 364 Forumite
    Looks like the sandwich was hambushed.
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