Who stole my bloody sandwich?

Snakeeyes21

Don't you just hate it when that happens.

That lovely ham and mustard sandwich you slaved over a hot stove for hours to prepare just gets stolen out of the fridge at work.

So who stole my bloody sandwich?

Who would do such a thing?

Did they look in the fridge and think it was their ham and mustard sandwich they had placed in there, couldn't have been, mine was the only one in there.

Ive narrowed it down to a possible suspect, its the one other person that works there.

I was devastated, I was soooo looking forward to that.

If she asked i would have given her half, but no the greedy pig scoffed the lot.

What goes through the minds of those that commit such heinous crimes.

What would you suggest I do to resolve this very important issue, should I confront the sandwich scoffing monster or let it go and risk such a heart breaking thing happening again, what if next time its not just my sandwich, what if, god forbid, its my jaffa cakes or my cheesy watsits

plunge

Revenge is the answer..

Lace the next sandwich with laxatives and hide all the toilet roll in the building!

Whilst they are locked in the bogs, feast on all their lunch, although based on my experience they food thief usually never has anything decent let alone cheesy Wotsits..

ceridwen

My feelings precisely - a particularly tempting-looking sandwich - with an "added" ingredient..

hollydays

There are numerous possibilities,so don't jump to conclusions-YOU RETARD.:D
The office is haunted.
The sandwich spontaneously combusted.
Have you recently attended a stage hypnotism session?
Your co worker is your imaginary friend.
It was goldilocks and the three bears?
As above,stealing jaffa cakes is a far worse crime.

hairy_g

Snakeeyes21 wrote: »

Don't you just hate it when that happens.

That lovely ham and mustard sandwich you slaved over a hot stove for hours to prepare just gets stolen out of the fridge at work.

So who stole my bloody sandwich?

Who would do such a thing?

Did they look in the fridge and think it was their ham and mustard sandwich they had placed in there, couldn't have been, mine was the only one in there.

Ive narrowed it down to a possible suspect, its the one other person that works there.

I was devastated, I was soooo looking forward to that.

If she asked i would have given her half, but no the greedy pig scoffed the lot.

What goes through the minds of those that commit such heinous crimes.

What would you suggest I do to resolve this very important issue, should I confront the sandwich scoffing monster or let it go and risk such a heart breaking thing happening again, what if next time its not just my sandwich, what if, god forbid, its my jaffa cakes or my cheesy watsits

Do let us know if someone nibbles your cheesey watsits :rotfl:

pmduk

As long as you don't get home and find you left it on the kitchen table, or am I the only one having "senior" moments?

maninthestreet

Since when did making a sandwich require slaving over a hot stove?

Gerrym1984

you slaved over a hot stove for hours to make a ham and mustard sandwich! WOW

Ivory_Tinkler

If you work anywhere near a Morrisons store it will be one of their members of staff who sneaked in and took the sandwich away, even though they knew you wanted to eat it later in the day. If in doubt do and read the ongoing Morrisons thread for evidence. I suggest you email Morrisons HO for some sort of compensation.

valos_mummy

Is anyone else reminded of the Friends episode where Pheobe write Ross a note for his sandwich after it's stolen, and afterwards everyone at his job is afraid of him?!

Just_landed

The Answer :- Buy a small Cash Tin/safe with lock for the future, then when you catch them trying to break into that you can have some fun.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: