A Payment a Day -Part Seven!

never-in-doubt

angelicmary85 wrote: »

:rotfl:

Don't be blaming me...I'm a good, well mannered young lady!!

.......... and i'm a closet celtic fan :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

never-in-doubt

clearing_out_my_pockets wrote: »

Evening all. I'm in the foulest of moods (again) so won't spoil the party... I'll probably lurk so that you can cheer me up! Congrats to Mr True!

£3.43 from me today.

Foul mood? What's that?

Ok, time to cheer you up then.....

First attempt:

My jelly and yorkshire evening post attempt (#2717)was abysmal.... the jelly went places that to be frank, i'd never thought existed before and I now have like indian ink tattoo of gordon brown on my hands and sausage :eek: (don't ask about that little mishap!)...... :rotfl:

Did that generate a little smile....... just an eency weency one..?

angelicmary85

never-in-doubt wrote: »

(ahem) apologies lol

No chance of that tonight - looks like the delectable Angel has done a runner with the milkman/postie/local charity collector - she's traded me in for a sane person already! Must be my aftershave...

I'm not that easy...to get rid of!

angelicmary85

never-in-doubt wrote: »

.......... and i'm a closet celtic fan :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I added the l in for you! :cool:

never-in-doubt

angelicmary85 wrote: »

I added the l in for you! :cool:

lol thanks edited it......... I hate the word that much I can't spell it right!

How are you anyway my foxy angelic angel mary from scotland? :grouphug:

angelicmary85

never-in-doubt wrote: »

lol thanks edited it......... I hate the word that much I can't spell it right!

How are you anyway my foxy angelic angel mary from scotland? :grouphug:

I'm very well thank you but I do have to remind you that -

a) I'm not foxy!

b) I'm no angel!

How're you? Stoned outta your face yet?!!

clearing_out_my_pockets

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Foul mood? What's that?

Ok, time to cheer you up then.....

First attempt:

My jelly and yorkshire evening post attempt (#2717)was abysmal.... the jelly went places that to be frank, i'd never thought existed before and I now have like indian ink tattoo of gordon brown on my hands and sausage :eek: (don't ask about that little mishap!)...... :rotfl:

Did that generate a little smile....... just an eency weency one..?

Nothing, I'm afraid...

A foul mood is what you end up with when you've been without 'on demand' hot water for a week then three hours after the boiler company 'fix' your boiler by replacing the pump the boiler cuts out AGAIN!!!! Heating claims to be working but I feel cold and the radiators are cold to the touch. And because I don't have a baby, elderly relative or disabled person in the house no one will come out until Friday. My dad (in a wheelchair) offered to bring my nephew (not quite a baby but he could count) round so that I can get hot water again!

To think we only bought the bl00dy place late December.

never-in-doubt

Attempt 2:

What's hard and pink when it goes in, and wet and sticky when it comes out?
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Bubble gum ! :rotfl: :rotfl:

never-in-doubt

A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once."

"Well, how did he look?"

"Very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us."

clearing_out_my_pockets

A little better... Was going to say you'll have to try harder but don't want to encourage you too much!