A Payment a Day -Part Seven!

true27

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:oh niddy that's brilliant lol

true27

gilligansyle wrote: »

Got to share this.

DS has just rung from work.

Him "Pancakes"
Me "what about them"
Him "why didn't I get any"
Me "because you're in work"
Him "OK fair point"

So why did he ring? did he expect me to run down there with some for him?

Short answer? Yes :rotfl:

never-in-doubt

gilligansyle wrote: »

Got to share this.

DS has just rung from work.

Him "Pancakes"
Me "what about them"
Him "why didn't I get any"
Me "because you're in work"
Him "OK fair point"

So why did he ring? did he expect me to run down there with some for him?

Sorry,. am slightly confused here - what the bl00dy hell have pancakes got to do with anything? lol - is it pancake day and I never knew :doh::doh:

But next time do the right thing and take the poor blose some pancakes, after all he's at work and all that! You know us men, we need our filling :eek: :eek:

psychopathbabble

Well done to True's OH! Thats fantastic news! :T

Thanks for all the hugs guys... don't think I've ever had so many but yesterday I surprised my friend by hugging her when I left and I've decided to be more huggy! :grouphug:

I'm sure there was something else I was going to say...... :doh:

NID can you ever have a clean conversation?!

Just got back from work, didn't do the second lot of flights in the end... get this, you won't actually believe it... :shocked: turns out the aircraft I work on has a known fault that means when it rains sometimes, it affects the computer that can tell if we are in the air or not. Basically, a bit of rain has grounded 5 aircraft and delayed 500 passengers, if not cancelled their flights. :mad: STUPID!!

clearing_out_my_pockets

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Sorry,. am slightly confused here - what the bl00dy hell have pancakes got to do with anything? lol - is it pancake day and I never knew :doh::doh:

You ARE joking, right? Yes, it's pancake day hence I am sitting here eating crisps while I can before I 'have to' give them up for 40 days...

angelicmary85

never-in-doubt wrote: »

You know us men, we need our filling :eek: :eek:

Should it not be women that need filled?! *confused*

(unless of course...you like to be filled?)

gilligansyle

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Sorry,. am slightly confused here - what the bl00dy hell have pancakes got to do with anything? lol - is it pancake day and I never knew :doh::doh:

But next time do the right thing and take the poor blose some pancakes, after all he's at work and all that! You know us men, we need our filling :eek: :eek:

And 22 yr old sons know exactly how to make you feel guilty. Like its my fault he's working on pancake day.

Anyway he's decided that as this is his Tuesday shift, he can have them when he gets in. Good, he can cook some for me.

angelicmary85

psychopathbabble wrote: »

Just got back from work, didn't do the second lot of flights in the end... get this, you won't actually believe it... :shocked: turns out the aircraft I work on has a known fault that means when it rains sometimes, it affects the computer that can tell if we are in the air or not. Basically, a bit of rain has grounded 5 aircraft and delayed 500 passengers, if not cancelled their flights. :mad: STUPID!!

Pardon the dumb question but isn't it important to know if the plane is in the air?

never-in-doubt

psychopathbabble wrote: »

NID can you ever have a clean conversation?!

A white horse fell into a puddle of mud :whistle:

gilligansyle

clearing_out_my_pockets wrote: »

You ARE joking, right? Yes, it's pancake day hence I am sitting here eating crisps while I can before I 'have to' give them up for 40 days...

....and I'm looking at the chocs still left over from Christmas and realise I'm going to have to hide them until Easter. 'Cos even though I love chocs, even I can't get through 2 tins of Q Street and one of Roses in one night :rotfl: