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Moggins household manual - hope that's ok?
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'Fascinating Womanhood' was written in the 1960s by a Mormon woman. You don't get to be a celestial goddess of your own planet unless you've been the perfect wife and mother!The ability of skinny old ladies to carry huge loads is phenomenal. An ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.0
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That rules me out then :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
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I love lesson 7 in womanhood.....I think she's talking about a different breed of male to that I know...
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if they are the providers why do they spend all the money too.......0 -
Hi,
haven't read the link re perfect womanhood yet, so to go back to Moggins & the original idea of this thread.....
This is so weird....
....no, not Moggins:o
........or the idea of a household manual
But last week, I had the idea of making one, but wasn't quite sure where to start, so have been reading up the organised home site.
Yesterday I went out & bought myself a pretty flowery folder & some divider pages....
......and then today this thread has appeared, just in time to help me!:D
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OMG, I never noticed that part of the site, lol.
Ick, I stopped reading the moment I read the words:
"The Ideal Woman From a Man's Point of View...
...and that's what counts, isn't it?"
Umm . . .Sealed Pot Challenge 5 - #1742 :j0 -
As men go my OH is pretty good! (can load a washing machine, cooks, irons on occassion, shops, hoovers ets) but lets face it, his ideal woman is naked and willing!!!You never get a second chance to make a first impression.0
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Huh! I can be naked and willing and even then he's not interested, what night shift can do for your love life eh? At this rate I shall have to swop my toyboy for a younger model
Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
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moggins wrote:Huh! I can be naked and willing and even then he's not interested, what night shift can do for your love life eh? At this rate I shall have to swop my toyboy for a younger model
OMG, do I remember nightshifts!!!!!! The frustration of it! Me, very naked very willing, him knackered!!! I feel for you moggins! Thank goodness, he doesn't do shifts anymore!:DYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.0 -
My man works nights....for some reason being tired makes him worse, if you know what I mean
Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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LOL Spud, do you want to do a swap? Mine mops floors if that's any good to you?Organised people are just too lazy to look for things
F U Fund currently at £2500
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