Is your car a chav

goldspanners

jeannieblue wrote: »

Do you know me?? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

somehow i think they do.

jeannieblue

It would seem that I am a number one chav...........

I have a problem tho, I don't wear burberry, I can pronounce words clearly (I don't mumble), I work full time at a legitimate job, I own my own property, I'm not 16 and pregnant, I buy (and not steal) any goods that I want or need, I pay for my petrol, I don't race people on the roads (rarely these days), I do not wear much jewellery, I rarely swear (:rotfl: you want to hear me in the workshop...), I pay my bills on time, I enjoy the occasional drink (as opposed to drinking the pub dry) and I have a poodle called Jim.

And I'M a Chav??? :rotfl:

fordfocus-chav-car

goldspanners wrote: »

somehow i think they do.

Are you her mechanic?
Does she have pink wheel trims :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fordfocus-chav-car

jeannieblue wrote: »

It would seem that I am a number one chav...........

I have a problem tho, I don't wear burberry, I can pronounce words clearly (I don't mumble), I work full time at a legitimate job, I own my own property, I'm not 16 and pregnant, I buy (and not steal) any goods that I want or need, I pay for my petrol, I don't race people on the roads (rarely these days), I do not wear much jewellery, I rarely swear (:rotfl: you want to hear me in the workshop...), I pay my bills on time, I enjoy the occasional drink (as opposed to drinking the pub dry) and I have a poodle called Jim.

And I'M a Chav??? :rotfl:

You & me to girlfriend :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

jeannieblue

Goldies my lover (on and off) I prefer to have a proper mechanic service my car.....

But what is the definition of Chav??

Lady with a poodle that drives an automatic Focus?? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fordfocus-chav-car

jeannieblue wrote: »

Goldies my lover (on and off) I prefer to have a proper mechanic service my car.....

But what is the definition of Chav??

Lady with a poodle that drives an automatic Focus?? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You have let me down.
Could you not swap the poodle for a pit bull terrior.

rev_henry

Enfieldian wrote: »

Absolutely!

2.2 Vectra B SRi....

When I got it it had 18" Wolfrace Matrix Alloys, which were too big for the car and would have cost a fortune in tyres, so I took them off and put the original 16" wheels back on.

Left the previous owners Carbon Fibre & Chrome effect trim, Irmscher fuel flap cover, smoked Lexus rear lights, BMW style shark fin aerial and DVD player alone though....



It has been a surprisingly good drive though, very economical and I have not been pulled over yet....

That's REALLY NICE. I want it. I always think its great how you can buy an uber modded car for the same price or even less than a standard one because no one wants them, yet you get all that kit already installed for nothing.

jeannieblue

fordfocus-chav-car wrote: »

You have let me down.
Could you not swap the poodle for a pit bull terrior.

Not in a million years, Jim is here to stay.

So, I ask again, what is a Chav? What does Chav mean?

jeannieblue

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/chav

Nope that doesn't describe me or mine......... :rotfl:

jeannieblue

Nor these...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav