**Will it be a wet weekend? Chat Thread 7/8th Nov***

Buffythedebtslayer

skint_spice wrote: »

now how scary would that be if a gentleman came in and massaged you using his testicles:eek::eek:....

*crying with laughter* :rotfl::rotfl:

skint_spice

:grouphug: Tenmah, it's good you sort of feel glad, but what a git!

Buffythedebtslayer

Oh Tenmah ((hugs)) sounds rough I am never sure if knowing is better or not.
getting over someone is tough but it can be done

xxxx

SuzySu

schoolrunmum wrote: »

Ah,sorry Suze..knew it was someone! They had loads of that sort of stuff in Bangkok...(along with all sorts of other stuff!) DS (who's only 14) was most disconcerted to be offered a "Gentlemens testicle massage" when we went in for foot massages!!!

PMSL SRM..... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

my DS would be as disconcerted (tho very amused in the way that teenage boys are).to be offered that too!! Am going over to HK next summer and hope to do a bit of travelling (Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia) while I am there. Will stock up on the wasabi range no doubt!!

Note to self: watch out for gentlemen offering to massage me with their testicles.....

schoolrunmum

Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »

*crying with laughter* :rotfl::rotfl:

I never looked at it like that!!!

(Oo-er missus!!)

Moved onto the All Gold now....

elfen

skint_spice wrote: »

now how scary would that be if a gentleman came in and massaged you using his testicles:eek::eek:....

You I worry about immensely, what massage places do you go to?

And Tenmah, get a pic of him, some sticky stuff, a pen and a piece of paper.
1. Stick the picture to the paper
2. Draw a tasche, bread, devil horns, pitchfork and stink lines on the picture of him
3. Write "Git" underneath the pic in BIG letters
4. Put said paper away safely
5. When you think of said git, get out paper, laugh at how ridiculous he is, the put away
6. Repeat as necessary, reminding yourself that you're much better than he is
7. When picture is not needed, burn or use as target practise at will.

skint_spice

schoolrunmum wrote: »

I never looked at it like that!!!

(Oo-er missus!!)

Moved onto the All Gold now....

and I'm sure that's not what they meant but wouldn't it be funny if some sleazy old businessman ended up with that:D!

schoolrunmum

A couple of "ladies of dubious reputation" also bought him a beer (!!) and invited him to a nightclub!!My poor baby!!!
Hey Suze,I'd say make sure you fly to HK with BA and I'll get DH to bid for the flight-'cept he'll hopefully be retired by then...

Buffythedebtslayer

:T

elfen wrote: »

You I worry about immensely, what massage places do you go to?.

:rotfl::rotfl:

elfen wrote: »

And Tenmah, get a pic of him, some sticky stuff, a pen and a piece of paper.
1. Stick the picture to the paper
2. Draw a tasche, bread, devil horns, pitchfork and stink lines on the picture of him
3. Write "Git" underneath the pic in BIG letters
4. Put said paper away safely
5. When you think of said git, get out paper, laugh at how ridiculous he is, the put away
6. Repeat as necessary, reminding yourself that you're much better than he is
7. When picture is not needed, burn or use as target practise at will.

And the above is an EXCELLENT start Tenmah - print that picture NOW!

xxx

bookseller1980

Ahem. :hello:

I'll go to bed then. :wave: