Liz Jones is Credit Crunched in the end.....

carolt

Help, I haven't read that thread yet.

Am now officially Out Of My Depth.

carolt

Hah! Mastered that one quickly - only 4 posts.

Diddy hedgehog, though.

Oh it's so cute.

Can we turn this thread into a fluffy-wuffy hedgehog thread, too, please?

wageslave

carolt wrote: »

Hah! Mastered that one quickly - only 4 posts.

Diddy hedgehog, though.

Oh it's so cute.

Can we turn this thread into a fluffy-wuffy hedgehog thread, too, please?

That's a dickthingy.

And you are a teacher:eek:

No wonder DD thought a sibling was a baby duck.

carolt

A dickthingy?

The spellchecker let you say thart?

What the hell's a dickthingy?

Now I really am Out Of My Depth. And I don't even know of a thread that will relieve my ignorance. :eek:

wageslave

carolt wrote: »

A dickthingy?

The spellchecker let you say thart?

What the hell's a dickthingy?

Now I really am Out Of My Depth. And I don't even know of a thread that will relieve my ignorance. :eek:

Dichotomy.

You know who I mean. That egyptian family who all wore wigs and invested very heavily in pyramids.

carolt

Can I have some of whatever you're on?

The stuff that makes you speak in an entirely parallel language where words take on whole new meanings...

I'm enjoying its effects, but left feeling slightly dazed by the trajectory of your wit, tonight.

wageslave

The powers that wannabee have removed my signature. The interfering little snots:mad:

I liked my signature!!!!

I have composed an email to Martin the Miser demanding it's return.

It begins Dear Big Boy and mentions the fond memories I have of our weekend in Bognor Regis.

It doesn't mention the photos I took of him in his spanx.

The male ego is so easily bruised........

carolt

What a wonderful mental image.

Not sure Martin would share that view. :think:

neverdespairgirl

lostinrates wrote: »

My GSCE syllabus seem entirely WAll Strret crash and WW2. In fact, I think most of secondary school history was the World wars.

We did 1918 to 1945 for GCSE, but lots of medieval stuff, Agricultural and Industrial Revolutions, etc, before that.

My Granny was very indignant about my GCSE, though. "I was born three years before that course starts! History! Humph!"

neverdespairgirl

lostinrates wrote: »

but yes, loads of wars. Especially because at the time GCSE English also spent a LONG time over the better known War Poets.

Its like a preparation for profound despair into adulthood.

I remember one half-term when I was in the fifth form reading "Jude the Obscure" followed by "Tess of the D'Ubervilles, which was a very depressing combination.