The General Diet & Emotional Support Thread

aliasojo

:rotfl: @ sis.

Ok which one of you is sat there with the voodoo doll and the sharp pins? I've had a stabbing pain on and off every few minutes in my left eye for 2 hours now and it isn't going. It's kinda like when you get an eyelash in your eye .......only it's much much worse because it's me. I'm also losing a toenail. Right off the nail bed. I've got a plaster wrapped round it as it's hanging on by one side only, like it's hinged and it's catching on things and giving me the willies. The one beside it looks like it might be heading that way too.....AND I'm worried my parting is getting wider! I'm sure it looks like there's a few hairs less there, you know. I don't want thinning hair. I'm falling apart. I need to get thin soon otherwise I'll be too knackered to do anything even if I got a life!

Can just picture me in the pub getting pulled...

Hey gorgeous, how you doing? (In the style of Joey)
Hey yourself handsome, come sit beside me and help me with my combover. :rotfl:

Anyway.......I had 2 sausages for breakfast, just because they were going spare and I couldn't be bothered making anything else.

Then nothing all day and a curry for tea. I had a very small amount of rice and an onion bahdgie thing. <That's the new spelling btw, it's how it sounds in my head. :rotfl:Obviously more carb than normally allowed but I figured I'm doing ok at the moment so I'm not going to worry about it. Thankfully I'm not even tempted to eat more or start on other things.






Me too. :rotfl:

mazzers

sistercas wrote: »

sunny definitely better not knowing :eek: I walked into the kitchen not so long ago in bare feet in the dark , when I was walking back I trod on something that 'popped' when I switched the light on it was the biggest spider ever and it was squished on my foot - i still havent got over it :eek:

:cool:

Oh Dear Lord, thats worse than me, i went barefoot up the garden in the dark to get my washing in and trod on a slug.. i've been traumatised ever since, but i still bloody do it!

aliasojo wrote: »

:rotfl: @ sis.

Ok which one of you is sat there with the voodoo doll and the sharp pins? I've had a stabbing pain on and off every few minutes in my left eye for 2 hours now and it isn't going. It's kinda like when you get an eyelash in your eye .......only it's much much worse because it's me. I'm also losing a toenail. Right off the nail bed. I've got a plaster wrapped round it as it's hanging on by one side only, like it's hinged and it's catching on things and giving me the willies. The one beside it looks like it might be heading that way too.....AND I'm worried my parting is getting wider! I'm sure it looks like there's a few hairs less there, you know. I don't want thinning hair. I'm falling apart. I need to get thin soon otherwise I'll be too knackered to do anything even if I got a life!

Can just picture me in the pub getting pulled...

Hey gorgeous, how you doing? (In the style of Joey)
Hey yourself handsome, come sit beside me and help me with my combover. :rotfl:

Anyway.......I had 2 sausages for breakfast, just because they were going spare and I couldn't be bothered making anything else.

Then nothing all day and a curry for tea. I had a very small amount of rice and an onion bahdgie thing. <That's the new spelling btw, it's how it sounds in my head. :rotfl:Obviously more carb than normally allowed but I figured I'm doing ok at the moment so I'm not going to worry about it. Thankfully I'm not even tempted to eat more or start on other things.

Me too. :rotfl:

Omg, i laughed all the way through that.

Did that to my toe too, a jar of jam fell onto bare feet ( why oh why wont i wear shoes)
from top cupboard height and landed on my second toe in, i was screaming and think i broke it, didnt go to hospital though.
It turned black and fell off eventually, and for months after it had grown back, whenever i went to cut it, it came away 'cept for a hinge.
I had to strap it down with a plaster too, it took years to get back to normal, i feared it never would.

Gotta go, my chinese is on the way (food not fella) i'm still feeding my cold

rubytuesday

I'm really fed up! I decided to give my bedroom a good clear out and went through the clothes of various sizes under my bed. All my woollen jumpers have been completely devoured by moths so I've had to throw them away. Anyway I've recently been able to get into some size 12 jeans I had hanging in my cupboard, propbably cos they're low rise and the tummy can overhang a little, so I was really excited to come across a load of size 14 and 12 jeans and some 14 skirts. I couldn't get into any of them except one pair of size 12 Per Unas! I really have no idea what size I am anymore!!

aliasojo

Ach cheer up Ruby, they're only labels, made by silly people who can't get their act together enough to all make their clothes from the same sizing template.

I know what size I am......but I wish I didn't, lol.

OH and I went to bed at the same time tonight but needless to say he's out like a light whilst I'm lying there bored and lonely with a head full of things to sort out tomorrow for the insurance. The insurance company now have a pre recorded message telling you they have new sophisticated lie detector equipment so don't bother lying or they'll do you for fraud. It's quite off putting, it's like when you're happily driving along minding your own business when a Police car comes up behind you...you start to get nervous and find it really difficult to stay at the required 58 miles an hour you were previously doing quite successfully. :rotfl: Same with the insurance, you know you're being completely honest but that message makes you wonder if you're telling a lie you don't know about and you're gonna end up spending Xmas in jail and your kids will be left in an unfinished house cos the insurance wont pay up. :rotfl:

I'm so far resisting the 'savlon for the soul' bar of chocolate in the cupboard. Oh well...off to wander round the boards for a wee while I suppose.

rubytuesday

Have fun. Well I used to be a size 10 all over a few years ago, then it was a twelve. Now I'm a 16 top half but my size 16 trousers are now miles too big! I really wanted to get into the skirts though, I've been living in jeans for the last few years and I want to smarten up my act! The tummy seems to make skirts difficult!

mazzers

Finally got round to watching the last episode of lost, knew it would be a disappointment.

I am so bunged up with a cold, i dont know why, but it went away today only to return as it got dark.. whats that all about?
No doubt it'll be gone in the morning like Dracula, only to return tomorrow night

Back on the shakes tomorrow
Today actually!

Eric_Pisch

mazzers wrote: »

SD, def better off not knowing.. urrrrgh

If a moth ever flew down my top (or up my trouser leg) i'd definately rip of my togs and run around screaming, like a big pink blancmange, imagine the neighbours

Dont like insects of any shape or form, rodents and snakes i'm fine with, cant even look at insects, 'cept spiders funnily enough, God i'm weird

You've all heard the saying 'feed a cold and starve a fever' so i am
No fever, so it's obviously a cold

yes you are :eek:

mazzers

Morning all, a beautiful sunny day here so i may go get some gas and do a bbq, (if they dont all decide to leave me to my own devices)

I start walking today, 3 days a week to start with, off with a friend at 10 am, will get my garden pots done when i come back, have some plants awaiting planting

Eldest son is plaguing me atm so some fresh air will do me good.

Have been coughing and blowing my trumpet all night have taken large doses of vit c and vit d so am hoping it will be shortlived. Any tips anyone?

Sharlee

<peeks in>

I can imagine with you lot, if it was a real life conversation, it would be hard to get a word in.

But thank you for making me laugh:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Mazzers, try steaming - very hot water (few drops of tea tree oil) in a bowl, towel over your head, 3 times a day, the steam will help kill the nasties

<peeks out>

mazzers

aliasojo wrote: »

I'm so far resisting the 'savlon for the soul' bar of chocolate in the cupboard. Oh well...off to wander round the boards for a wee while I suppose.

Punctuation woman, i read that as off to wander round the boards for a wee, while i suppose!!

Pictured you weeing on your floorboards
Not a pretty image, i need a lobotomy now :rotfl: