DELL, more like HELL!

BillTrac

have had two dell laptops and a notebook.

Each one has been delivered before the estimated date

no problems, and would definately use them again

voiceofreason

If you had to ring them up lots of times surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (have to give them a) BELL!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If you've warned all your family and friends, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (I'm going to) TELL (everyone I know)!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If you're really angry with them, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (I am) WELL (annoyed with them)!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If you refuse to deal with them anymore, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (I) FELL (for their lies once but never again)!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If Dell decided to leave the computer business and go into breakfast cereals, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like KELL(oggs)!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If your problem was something like the monitor bursting into flames on your desk, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like MELL(ted computer)!"

Right?

voiceofreason

If you're dissatisfied with the product, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (I can't believe they'd) SELL (me such a dummy)!"

Right?

geordieracer

voiceofreason wrote: »

If you're dissatisfied with the product, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like (I can't believe they'd) SELL (me such a dummy)!"

Right?

Probably not on all 6 counts

voiceofreason

geordieracer wrote: »

Probably not on all 6 counts

True - but these are six different cases I've described.

If I'd, say, described a round dozen, surely it should be:

"DELL, more like TWELL(ve imaginary "more like"s)!"

Right?