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VENT: Stop knocking on my door and disturbing me!

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  • I have some fun ones.

    Double glazing 'Sorry, the house is sold, I'm off to New Zealand next week!'

    JWs, 'Please Come right in,' then call into the back room, 'We can get started now, the sacrifices have arrived!':eek:

    All others get the two word game. They have the first word, which is any verb of their choice, and I have the second, which is always 'Off!'

    Haven't had a lot of callers recently. wonder why? was it something I said?;)

    Cheers, HG
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