Daily Chat Monday 14th September - a new week of opportunities

becky_rtw

Try a fabric hairband red - mucho better than a hat as you can whip it off and store it round your wrist when you get hot later on!

bookseller1980

sammy115 wrote: »

Bookie - do you want to come over one day and we can go through the application together....

Oh yes please!
I hate doing these - each form seems to take hours!

Written to Borders and Mum has just popped in and will post it. :eek:
Also e-mailed cv to iosh Leicester for Training Department Administrator vacancy.

Toto

Or Bookie you could write

Dear Mr head honcho

I have recently taken the very difficult decision to close my book shop business after xx no of years successful trading. This was primarily due to the large book store chains sapping the life out of small traders like myself with their soulless sterile fluorescent lighting and their sickly wafts of non fat grande latte emanating from the 'have a nice day' counter.

My many years of working with the insufferable public has given me many hours of enjoyment as I visualise inserting dragon books up their rectums. In many ways I would prefer to crawl a mile naked over broken glass than work with the general public again but the alternative is to remain a 'jobseeker' which brings with it a whole new world of fraternising with the great unwashed.

So, I would be grateful if you could offer me a position if one arises


only kidding

sammy115

bookseller1980 wrote: »

Oh yes please!
I hate doing these - each form seems to take hours!

Written to Borders and Mum has just popped in and will post it. :eek:
Also e-mailed cv to iosh Leicester for Training Department Administrator vacancy.

good girl.....well I can't do Wednesday and I am waiting for new client to rearrange this week and I am busy tomorrow so at the moment thursday is looking good for me...

sammy115

Toto wrote: »

Or Bookie you could write

Dear Mr head honcho

I have recently taken the very difficult decision to close my book shop business after xx no of years successful trading. This was primarily due to the large book store chains sapping the life out of small traders like myself with their soulless sterile fluorescent lighting and their sickly wafts of non fat grande latte emanating from the 'have a nice day' counter.

My many years of working with the insufferable public has given me many hours of enjoyment as I visualise inserting dragon books up their rectums. In many ways I would prefer to crawl a mile naked over broken glass than work with the general public again but the alternative is to remain a 'jobseeker' which brings with it a whole new world of fraternising with the great unwashed.

So, I would be grateful if you could offer me a position if one arises


only kidding

thats what I said....:rotfl:

sammy115

becky_rtw wrote: »

Try a fabric hairband red - mucho better than a hat as you can whip it off and store it round your wrist when you get hot later on!

I have to wear a buff round my stomach.....it gets mucho cold...but then thats where all my fat is......:rotfl:

Snaggles

:T Toto :rotfl:

bookseller1980

Toto wrote: »

Or Bookie you could write

Dear Mr head honcho

I have recently taken the very difficult decision to close my book shop business after xx no of years successful trading. This was primarily due to the large book store chains sapping the life out of small traders like myself with their soulless sterile fluorescent lighting and their sickly wafts of non fat grande latte emanating from the 'have a nice day' counter.

My many years of working with the insufferable public has given me many hours of enjoyment as I visualise inserting dragon books up their rectums. In many ways I would prefer to crawl a mile naked over broken glass than work with the general public again but the alternative is to remain a 'jobseeker' which brings with it a whole new world of fraternising with the great unwashed.

So, I would be grateful if you could offer me a position if one arises


only kidding

I love that - I'll send it as a follow up if I get a job elsewhere.
I must confess that I do not really want to go back into retail!

bookseller1980

sammy115 wrote: »

good girl.....well I can't do Wednesday and I am waiting for new client to rearrange this week and I am busy tomorrow so at the moment thursday is looking good for me...

Thursday is actually my free day this week!

Just rang the London Eye about taking 50 kids for a trip. :eek:

becky_rtw

Ouch thats two pods bookie so will it be hard work to split them into two groups :eek: