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carolt

But I don't want any more kids!

Are you trying for a family, pickles?

wageslave

pickles110564 wrote: »

What point of the cycle are you at?
Probably getting close to desperation?
Dont worry you will get another chance in 10 years or so.

Pickles, I am shocked and horrified at the sexist nature of your post. To ask a lady on a public forum what point of her cycle she is at is insensitive in the extreme.
Does your wife realise what you get up to on the internet? Do your friends, your relatives, your employers know about your unhealthy obsession with womens cycles?
Shame on you Pickles, shame on you.

PS I honestly didn't know Pickles was DD too. You live and learn.

pickles110564

carolt wrote: »

But I don't want any more kids!

Are you trying for a family, pickles?

Quite funny for u, Does your husband still have his monthly supply of ear defenders delivered? Or dont you worry about not owning your own house anymore?

wageslave

pickles110564 wrote: »

Quite funny for u, Does your husband still have his monthly supply of ear defenders delivered? Or dont you worry about not owning your own house anymore?

This passes for wit in Felixstowe?
This thread has become a beacon of love and reconciliation on a cruel harsh board Pickles.
Think before you post. Or I could just abbreviate it to think. Either one would suffice.

carolt

pickles110564 wrote: »

Quite funny for u, Does your husband still have his monthly supply of ear defenders delivered? Or dont you worry about not owning your own house anymore?

Are you implying I'm loud between the sheets, pickles?

My, but you are getting personal tonight.

pickles110564

carolt wrote: »

Are you implying I'm loud between the sheets, pickles?

My, but you are getting personal tonight, pickles.

I bet you lay there like a stiff old board.:rotfl:

carolt

And you'll never know...

You are frisky tonight.

Why don't you try it out with mrs pickles - might get lucky on the baby front.

After all, if you don't succeed, just try, try and try again.

wageslave

pickles110564 wrote: »

I bet you lay there like a stiff old board.:rotfl:

Oh you poor man.
This always happens. I start out really cross with people and then they inadvertently reveal themselves and I am ashamed.
Pickles, there is no such thing as a frigid woman. You too can enjoy the pleasures of the marital bed.
Dont be disheartened, there is a wealth of help out there for you. I suggest you start in the arms and the thread about the clitoris. Cleaver will give you the link.
We are here for you Pickles.

FungusFighter

wageslave wrote: »

Oh you poor man.
This always happens. I start out really cross with people and then they inadvertently reveal themselves and I am ashamed.
Pickles, there is no such thing as a frigid woman. You too can enjoy the pleasures of the marital bed.
Dont be disheartened, there is a wealth of help out there for you. I suggest you start in the arms and the thread about the clitoris. Cleaver will give you the link.
We are here for you Pickles.

His wif'es gone off the gherkin mate

I said I'd sort her out, still waiting for me special deluvery:D

mewbie_2

FungusFighter wrote: »

I said I'd sort her out, still waiting for me special deluvery

Was that deliberate? If so brilliant. Otherwise just a typo.