What would happen if all the people on this board actually met?

The_White_Horse

wageslave wrote: »

Her mother told her he was probably a child molester but he turned out to be an electrician.

Are the two mutually exclusive??

"Your honour, my client cannot be guily of this rape, he is a plumber"

PasturesNew

carolt wrote: »

The worst thing must be to pick up on all this, and worry dreadfully about it.

There are many worst bits. How about spending an entire lifetime having !!!!!! experiences everywhere you go, everything you do, with everybody etc etc .... and picking yourself up all the time and soldiering on .... never even knowing there was a problem and "it was you" all along. Now I know, it's amazing I got this far. Most would have given up years ago, but I didn't know there was anything wrong, so I just kept trying new things all the time. Now I know it's me

carolt

PasturesNew wrote: »

There are many worst bits. How about spending an entire lifetime having !!!!!! experiences everywhere you go, everything you do, with everybody etc etc .... and picking yourself up all the time and soldiering on .... never even knowing there was a problem and "it was you" all along. Now I know, it's amazing I got this far. Most would have given up years ago, but I didn't know there was anything wrong, so I just kept trying new things all the time. Now I know it's me

Aww. Big hug.

Though I know you're going to really, really hate me for saying that.

Really2

PasturesNew wrote: »

There are many worst bits. How about spending an entire lifetime having !!!!!! experiences everywhere you go, everything you do, with everybody etc etc .... and picking yourself up all the time and soldiering on .... never even knowing there was a problem and "it was you" all along. Now I know, it's amazing I got this far. Most would have given up years ago, but I didn't know there was anything wrong, so I just kept trying new things all the time. Now I know it's me

That nearly made me cry PN. . Chin up. (sorry all but I am a big softy at heart)

bendix

Oh for the love of god . . .can we get over this love-in and start the interminably boring debate about house prices again.

So, up or down?

PasturesNew

bendix wrote: »

Oh for the love of god . . .can we get over this love-in and start the interminably boring debate about house prices again.

So, up or down?

Well, we could, but they like me more than they like you. So no.

lostinrates

PasturesNew wrote: »

..everywhere you go, everything you do, with everybody etc etc ....

Not here, not with us. We all think you're great.

bendix

PasturesNew wrote: »

Well, we could, but they like me more than they like you. So no.

That shows impeccable judgement on their part.

I was once approached by a (western beggar) on the streets of Bangkok. He asked me for my hard-earned cash. I refused and pointed to the bottle of beer in his hand, quizzically.

He stormed off, but not before calling me "a vicious mean-spirited c word".

Which, i must admit, seemed a remarkably astute observation based on such a brief acquaintance.

inspector_monkfish

PasturesNew wrote: »

There are many worst bits. How about spending an entire lifetime having !!!!!! experiences everywhere you go, everything you do, with everybody etc etc .... and picking yourself up all the time and soldiering on .... never even knowing there was a problem and "it was you" all along. Now I know, it's amazing I got this far. Most would have given up years ago, but I didn't know there was anything wrong, so I just kept trying new things all the time. Now I know it's me

You are starting to sound like a right W

NO OFFENCE ;)

mewbie_2

Wrong target mate.