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Car Park Collision - worried

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  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    The_Banker wrote: »
    When that footnote qoute was devised cars were not invented.;)

    Maybe you should scrub it then;)
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    Poppy9 wrote: »
    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.
    Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
    He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.
    Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.:D


    Meanwhile his female partner was still puting money in the scamera waiting for her "snaps" to come out:confused:, What??
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • Inactive
    Inactive Posts: 14,509 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl:

    I like it.. :D
  • Zazen999
    Zazen999 Posts: 6,183 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    Doozergirl wrote: »
    Are you my brother in law? If I had a pound for every time I've heard that word in the last few weeks!

    No - I am a bird.
  • The_Banker_5
    The_Banker_5 Posts: 5,611 Forumite
    Zazen999 wrote: »
    No - I am a bird.


    What type.........a cuckoo?;)
    Nature wants the human race to survive. However, it does not depend on us because we are not its only invention.
  • Poppy9
    Poppy9 Posts: 18,833 Forumite
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    Saw a very near miss in Tesco's car park earlier. Guess who was driving out forward of a space - yes a man. He just wasn't looking:rotfl:
    :) ~Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.~:)
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    Poppy9 wrote: »
    Saw a very near miss in Tesco's car park earlier. Guess who was driving out forward of a space - yes a man. He just wasn't looking:rotfl:


    50 / 50 chance then poppy?

    Looks like youv'e won:T:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • Poppy9
    Poppy9 Posts: 18,833 Forumite
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    50 / 50 chance then poppy?

    Looks like youv'e won:T:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:
    I just found it so amusing given this thread extolling the virtues of reversing into a space to drive out of it. :D
    :) ~Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.~:)
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    Poppy9 wrote: »
    I just found it so amusing given this thread extolling the virtues of reversing into a space to drive out of it. :D


    But then you had a "pop" at male drivers, how dare you, you are now fair game, be off with you ;)
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • jeannieblue
    jeannieblue Posts: 4,761 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Just don't - any of you - park next to the Cayenne... ;)
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