Alcohol self help thread II

beer2006

The last thing that ducks are, is clean and drakes are sex mad beasts, ALL the time. Nightmare, you know I used to have some anyway, the fox got them.

To fall out with your parents big time isn't easy, you'll always be their little girl no matter what you do, its the way things are. I think you maybe don't know what they are going to do. Maybe you're being a little negative about this, I don't know?

feelinggood_2

beer2006 wrote:

The last thing that ducks are, is clean and drakes are sex mad beasts, ALL the time. Nightmare, you know I used to have some anyway, the fox got them.

To fall out with your parents big time isn't easy, you'll always be their little girl no matter what you do, its the way things are. I think you maybe don't know what they are going to do. Maybe you're being a little negative about this, I don't know?

Not negative, realistic. Sad really - hard to understand, but in a way, it does make sense. Mum has got to protect herself, and if I become someone who stressed her out (she says if I go crazy :rotfl:) then she has to cut me out to save herself.

What about pigs, are they clean? I want a pot bellied pig. And a reindeer. I ate some reindeer, very nice it was too.

beer2006

EthelBloggs wrote:

I'm a bit like that too I think.. how about those airfix models or ships in bottles or made out of matchsticks?

I'd thought about doing some models, but I'd just more than likely end up loosing my temper with it and breaking it or something.......... maybe fiddly isn't me

feelinggood_2

How about picking your nose everytime you want a drink? Doesn't require concentration or co-ordination. And it doesn't cost anything!

EthelBloggs

FG... parents suck.. end of, lol

I think that's their role in the world.. to f**k up future generations.. mine did a pretty good job on me and according to my kids I'm doing a good job on them, albeit unintentional.

I hope things don't go as badly with your mum as you're anticipating.. you never know.. she might surprise you, I hope she does *huggs*

beer2006

feelinggood wrote:

Not negative, realistic. Sad really - hard to understand, but in a way, it does make sense. Mum has got to protect herself, and if I become someone who stressed her out (she says if I go crazy :rotfl:) then she has to cut me out to save herself.

What about pigs, are they clean? I want a pot bellied pig. And a reindeer. I ate some reindeer, very nice it was too.

What about your Dad then?

Pot bellied pigs are good eating Did reindeer taste like venison? Where are you now anyway, are you still in Finland?

beer2006

feelinggood wrote:

How about picking your nose everytime you want a drink? Doesn't require concentration or co-ordination. And it doesn't cost anything!

Thats everyday routine anyway
Bet you do that, as you've bought it up

feelinggood_2

beer2006 wrote:

What about your Dad then?

Pot bellied pigs are good eating Did reindeer taste like venison? Where are you now anyway, are you still in Finland?

Oh, I'm back now, need to change my sig!
You know that venisonny taste that venison has? I found reindeer to be like that, but a little less venisonny. Hehe, that was a great sentance! Back home, but eating finnish chocolate. Decided I want to go to Russia next!

My dad will do as my mum says - she is head of the family, what she says gos.

feelinggood_2

beer2006 wrote:

Thats everyday routine anyway
Bet you do that, as you've bought it up

I'm a lady, I don't do things like that.
I just remembered that you do

beer2006

feelinggood wrote:

My dad will do as my mum says - she is head of the family, what she says gos.

You see what happens when you give them the vote :rolleyes:

Brother......I'm running out of options here, work with me