MSE Pregnancy Club XIII

Evansangel

Well i dont know what to say...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

tiamai_d

OK, your earliest ovulation date could have been the 24th (3 days before sex) which would make you 8/3weeks and your EDD 14/02/10

Latest ovulation date could have been 2nd June making you 7/3weeks and EDD 23/02/10.

As I said, those early scans (before 8-9 weeks) are not accurate for dating, they can be upto 3 weeks out.

Your date could be a few days outside of that, but those are the most likely dates as far as I can work out

tiamai_d

Evansangel wrote: »

Well i dont know what to say...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

Good one!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

How many have made that claim???

Her second will be a 'stray sperm on a toilet seat' no doubt!

SugarSpun

Evansangel wrote: »

Well i dont know what to say...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

:whistle: I'm sure it could happen ... if there was no chlorine in the pool and the girl was swimming without a suit and the sperm were all equipped with GPS and vaginal homing devices.

Evansangel

I want to know who jacked off in the pool tbh lol.

OH just said "during sex millions of sperm fly in one direction up the tube(?! lol) in a pool they would all spread out so one would have to swim through the poo and up the tube(?!) chances of it happening are not likely"

Tube? lol. I love him but at times...

Glamazon

SugarSpun wrote: »

:whistle: I'm sure it could happen ... if there was no chlorine in the pool and the girl was swimming without a suit and the sperm were all equipped with GPS and vaginal homing devices.

I saw that and thought 'Yea right' - mum's little girl just isn't a virgin anymore get over it!

Well, just came home to OH on the phone to his boss about a jpotential ob that has come up 3 hrs away :eek:
They expect us to sell the house (they don't care that we have a fixed mortgage or baby on the way) and move there ASAP!
No flucking chance mate - the money is £6k less than he's on now and even more work. I'll go back to work before I move for the sake of that money and also what we would lose on selling the house.

searching_me

Evansangel wrote: »

Well i dont know what to say...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

best laugh ive had in ages :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:x

got-it-spend-it

Evansangel wrote: »

Well i dont know what to say...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

That's brilliant- thanks EA!

Betty- congratulations and welcome :j! Lovely to have so many newbies joining us the past few days.

Karen- I share your 'dampness' problem. I cannot go out without pantyliners anymore. I find the Lidl own brand ones pretty good and very cheap, but I just use any on offer. I also get quite a few coupons for free or half price ones from Boots so always use them. The only ones that I don't find any good are the very thin bodyform ones that come folded over in an aqua blue wrapper. They are not absorbant enough for pregnant ladies! Can't believe I just did a whole paragraph on pantyliners :T.

Had a lovely lunch today- went to Wagamamas and had Yasai Katsu Curry which was just divine. Then got given a BOGOF voucher for Ben and Jerry's so it would have been rude not to. I had Chunky Monkey and OH had Phish Food.

Also bought my breast pump!! Got the Medela one in Boots- £52.00 but triple points in the baby event, plus I had two vouchers for an extra 300 pts when you spend £35 so got back £12 worth of points which I will use on nappies, wipes etc. Very happy with that!

Evansangel

got-it-spend-it wrote: »

That's brilliant- thanks EA!

Then got given a BOGOF voucher for Ben and Jerry's so it would have been rude not to. I had Chunky Monkey and OH had Phish Food.

I have only recently discovered the joys of Ben & Jerrys.
Cookie Dough :beer:
OH has Phish Food to until i start to steal it

tiamai_d

My head hurts and I wasted 4 sticks before I could get enough blood for it to work (blood sugar monitor). One second I bleed like a pig in a poke, next I'm like a stone.

Coffee machine hunt now.