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  • money_maker_3
    money_maker_3 Posts: 9,591 Forumite
    Stoptober Survivor
    Labour Dust to everyone who wants it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The two best things I have done with my life
    :TDD 5/11/02 :j DS 17/6/09 :T
    STOPTOBER CHALLANGE ... here we go !!
  • candice56
    candice56 Posts: 509 Forumite
    tarajayne wrote: »
    You could always pass him one up!!! :rotfl:

    Sorry, thought laughing might help jog things along!

    :rotfl::rotfl:

    Hmmm, well a key doesn't always have to be 'key' shaped I suppose ;)
    :j
    Baby born May 29th 09
    :j
    If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you be?
    :A
    I won a Mauve Lip Gloss (17/8/9)
  • tarajayne
    tarajayne Posts: 7,081 Forumite
    I'm tired, off to bed, night ladies. XXX
    Too many children, too little time!!!
    :p
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    im always getting scratching or sharpe pain in the foof ... always makes me laugh as OH poops a brick :rotfl: ...
    if i was tinkerbell id be sprinkling all 3 of you in labour sparkle dust :D so for now just vibes :rotfl: x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • candice56
    candice56 Posts: 509 Forumite
    Night Tara x
    :j
    Baby born May 29th 09
    :j
    If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you be?
    :A
    I won a Mauve Lip Gloss (17/8/9)
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    night night tara x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • money_maker_3
    money_maker_3 Posts: 9,591 Forumite
    Stoptober Survivor
    A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

    "Are you my doctor?" he asked.

    "Yes, I am."

    The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."

    He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

    "Yes, I am," she said.

    "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said. He then looked at his father and asked "Are you my father?"

    "Yes, I am," his father answered.

    The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
    The two best things I have done with my life
    :TDD 5/11/02 :j DS 17/6/09 :T
    STOPTOBER CHALLANGE ... here we go !!
  • money_maker_3
    money_maker_3 Posts: 9,591 Forumite
    Stoptober Survivor
    night tara xx
    The two best things I have done with my life
    :TDD 5/11/02 :j DS 17/6/09 :T
    STOPTOBER CHALLANGE ... here we go !!
  • Sami_Bee
    Sami_Bee Posts: 14,555 Forumite
    Toto - don't lie you only gave birth about 2 weeks ago!! :p Where has the time gone?!?!?!
    The very best is sometimes what nature gives us for free.
    3onitsway wrote: »
    I think Sami is right, as always!
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: MM x
    :)Still searching .....:)
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