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  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
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    LOL pretty willies... :rotfl: I'm staying quiet myself... oh my younger wilder days :whistle:
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  • HypnoNu
    HypnoNu Posts: 677 Forumite
    I've only had one that i really didn't like, it was huge, shaped like the Eiffel tower and the further it went the more it made my eyes water, not nice at all!!

    I'd like to point out that i haven't had that many though, I was quite a good girl really, well when it came to sh@gging anyway!:o
  • greent
    greent Posts: 10,783 Forumite
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    Personally I prefer the look of a circumcised one - I think they're 'prettier';) (well, certainly neater looking!!):rotfl::rotfl:

    Such talk at this hour of the morning!!:D

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  • greent
    greent Posts: 10,783 Forumite
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    HypnoNu wrote: »
    I've only had one that i really didn't like, it was huge, shaped like the Eiffel tower and the further it went the more it made my eyes water, not nice at all!!

    I'd like to point out that i haven't had that many though, I was quite a good girl really, well when it came to sh@gging anyway!:o

    I've had one huge one - well, to be exact, I didn't have it - it was just TOO huge to fit!! (I was younger too) I told my friend about it and she confirmed that he had a reputation for a large one. I can't remember the length, but the girth was mah-oosive!:p

    greent
    I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul
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  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    edited 15 May 2009 at 8:53AM
    now this is my kind of morning talk :rotfl: ... the worse one i had it was bent and looked like a mushroom :eek: :eek: lets see i didnt stick around for the end result :rotfl: ... im lucky though OH looks circumcised when it isnt (they say thats a very small % naturally without a polo neck :rotfl:) ...

    well its my LAST DAY!!!! and i slept in :rotfl: only by about 30mins but just my luck yesterday up early... today nope :rotfl: had to have a serious scramble through my clothes just to find something that fit :mad: im wearing something that enough :rotfl: right off to brush my teeth ... bubs is feeling really tight today maybe it was all the pineaple i ate last night :D x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
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    Greent I know what you mean :) in my early 20's i was dating a guy and :eek: I'm ashamed to say I dumped him because he was actually too big and it just wasn't enjoyable! People think I make it up but seriously that thing was frightening!
    DHs is obviously perfect - which makes it worse than he won't let me have it whilst pregnant :rotfl: damn him!
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  • elle_gee
    elle_gee Posts: 8,584 Forumite
    Hmm.. seems like it's safe to open my eyes again! :p (ETA: Well it was when I started typing but now I'm not so sure..!!)

    Honestly, I fell asleep on the sofa again last night! :o Went to sort my stuff for going away, tried to sit down at a desk to print my tickets off (bloody seetickets site crashed - it better be working again in a minute!!) and got really uncomfy so had a strop and laid down on the sofa and promptly fell asleep! :(

    Not only did I miss what you were all talking about (knew nothing about it, though I'm sure I could have guessed!), but I wanted to watch Question Time - how sad am I? In my defence, it was filmed in my home town and I wanted to people spot! :o

    Righty, got to get ready to go to Birmingham - Dad's picking us up in an hour! :eek: Will be back tomorrow night, hopefully with a haul of freebies and a better idea of what cotbed/crib we want! :D

    Hugs and labour vibes to all who need them! Have a great last day at work MM and searching! :D Love to all xx
  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
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    I wanna go to the baby show :cry::cry::cry:
    Thinking going up as 9 months pregnant is probably NOT a good idea though :rotfl: think DH would freak ;)
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  • Krystaltips
    Krystaltips Posts: 9,220 Forumite
    Morning ladies... Despite curry and hubby's best efforts last night... I'm still here... No twinges... Baby was moving for hours last night though.. I remember the good old days when I could sleep through it... No chance of that now!

    And on the other subject... The bloke that knocked me up with Aimee had a pretty mahoosive one... But was the worst in bed I've ever had...(Think I had the same kind of younger days as you Tine) So size really isn't everything... Hubby's is just perfect for me... Hits the spot a number of times, every time ;)
    A very proud Mummy to 3 beautiful girls... I do pity my husband though, he's the one to suffer the hormones...
    Krystal is so smart and funny and wonderful I am struck dumb in awe in her presence.

  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    mrs t i went to a xmas party and a huge market in the middle of nowhere with zoe... but then again my waters did brake at the martket so maybe not a good example :rotfl: x
    :)Still searching .....:)
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