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  • Sami_Bee
    Sami_Bee Posts: 14,555 Forumite
    I just couldn't do it, I think I'd rather be a dried up old spinster than pay for it and I'm just not the sort to go for 1 nite stands
    The very best is sometimes what nature gives us for free.
    3onitsway wrote: »
    I think Sami is right, as always!
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    ive had a couple one night stands but if you have to pay to be fooling yourself that its something more and then pay to have sex on top of that ... thats not right x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    ha ha ha ha he cant do it x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • Sami_Bee
    Sami_Bee Posts: 14,555 Forumite
    its a good job we've got our willing blokes aint it!?!?
    on that note I'm gonna go snuggle up with mine :) Nighty night honey xx
    The very best is sometimes what nature gives us for free.
    3onitsway wrote: »
    I think Sami is right, as always!
  • Sami_Bee
    Sami_Bee Posts: 14,555 Forumite
    ha ha ha ha he cant do it x
    I know!! seriously what if he gets hired by a minger?!:p
    The very best is sometimes what nature gives us for free.
    3onitsway wrote: »
    I think Sami is right, as always!
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    yep im off to bed too night night xx
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • always29
    always29 Posts: 477 Forumite
    Wow! You guys had some good gossips last night - and fancy reading some of that while I was eating my lunch too!!!! Certainly makes me think a lot more about being back with DP tomorrow morning - here's hoping for a tail wind from Bangkok and a crazy cab driver from the airport to get me back even quicker!!!!

    Happy healthy day to you all and your bumps!
  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Name Dropper
    Sami_Bee wrote: »
    Tine did u know they do a waterproof sinflute? maybe a change of scenery will help? :rotfl:

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaarling.... they do a NON water proof one? ;)

    I was the first one to mention Sinnflutes on here months ago :P
    DFW Nerd #025
    DFW no more! Officially debt free 2017 - now joining the MFW's! :)

    My DFW Diary - blah- mildly funny stuff about my journey
  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Name Dropper
    The day I have to pay for it is the day I buy shares in Ann Summers.... :)

    And yes you lot chat so much we're getting close to another thread... 5000 is when we close one and start the next... Mainly because of how some pages load up especially for people who don't necessarily use computers to access the threads but other devices like mobiles etc or even people on dial up :)
    Whilst maybe not critical to this thread then it's a rule used across the boards to help people access the information :)
    DFW Nerd #025
    DFW no more! Officially debt free 2017 - now joining the MFW's! :)

    My DFW Diary - blah- mildly funny stuff about my journey
  • HypnoNu
    HypnoNu Posts: 677 Forumite
    You dirty beggars! All Willies and Gigilo's last night!:eek:

    When it comes to OH's manhood, i've always said he should write to ann summers and offer to get it cast as a vibro-friend as it's the most perfectly shaped willie i've ever seen. Actually when that kids educational s3x programme was on a few weeks ago i was actually shocked as how ugly most of them were, i think i've always been lucky and just seen pretty ones!
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