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Sami_Bee

SugarSpun wrote: »

... And my husband, beloved as he is, had the temerity to update his Facebook status whinging about how only breathing seems to annoy pregnant women. I'm tempted to offer to help him fix that. With a pillow.

:rotfl:My hubby gets really annoyed coz I'm constantly saying any of the following
eurgh get away from me you stink!
arrggh stop breathing!
arrgghh don't touch me!
:rotfl: I can't help it he's a sweaty stinker esp when he's just got home from work
and the sound/feel of someone breathing on/near me is horrible!

OH took great pleasure in reminding me today that he had to jib me in the ribs at 4am because I was snoring like a bear - think he was just glad to finally have proof I'm not perfect

Sami_Bee

searching your making me itch!!
I'm sorry but I don't believe that you get that many nits/lice by accident _pale_

I felt sooo sick watching that show as usual tonight!

tiamai_d

searching_me wrote: »

watching embrassing bodies and it just reminded me i was on the bus coming home today and a girl about 12 sat in front of me at first i thought bloody hell you got some dandruff... headed up being 1000s of nits and the headlice were so BIG they were moving the hair out the way to go under her head band ... yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk x

Oh that made me do a little bit of sick!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

SugarSpun

He was eating a vindaloo and making all these spicy-food noises. How he doesn't realise that I'm a saint for not having already killed him I do not know.

He retired to the bedroom and is now cursing the Wii. I think it's winning.

Oh, and that lice story made me gag, and I am off to bed to throw Himself out of there unless he can manage to improve my mood in silence.

Squishy

Evening ladies,

for some reason this afternoon I was convinced it was monday - thank goodness I was wrong! :rotfl: I had a lovely tea of pork, potato croquettes, sweetcorn, yorkshire puddings and white pudding this evening so very happy. Am now considering some Ben & Jerrys cherry garcia low fat frozen yoghurt (thats healthy, right? It is yoghurt!)

I got my bounty pack from the hospital yesterday while there for my scan, so managed to pick up my 'essentials' bounty bag from asda today :j It was the last one they had in the store, so lucky timing! I particularly like the mini can of coke, and the ovaltime (which I find is a great cure for heartburn for me), though the little nappy is amazingly small and has freaked me out a bit Babies are so small!

I had my work colleague laughing at me today (in a nice way!) as she is used to my 'paranoid moment of the day' when I told her I was worried about squashing the baby by 'rolling' my tummy last night: she reminded me that the baby is small, and will move away. I told her I was worried as I know the placenta is right across my stomach there :rolleyes: Feeling better about that today though I love the emails I get comparing the size of my baby to something else: today I found out that bubs is the same length as a can of red bull

Watching the apprentice now - they're not doing very well :rotfl:

tiamai_d

DH had no sweeties, the git. He's due getting a phone call asking where's my damn refresher bars?!?!?!?!?!

lil_miss_06

We get kids like that at sch,,and you cant blame the kids they cant get rid of them,,the parents need to take more care of them and do the hair regular otherwise they will never go.

searching_me

I know i felt ill on the bus and shes sat there eating her yorkie bar and drinking her pepsi max like it was nothing ... honestly though the biggest id ever seen x

money_maker_3

OK OK searching, we get it !!! Now STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM, I am itching all over

searching_me

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: sorry x