A house on Rightmove with 63 photographs

Gingernutmeg

I'm loving the names the EA has given the photos - 'tutti frutti', 'tap dance', 'in the spotlight', 'rise to the occasion' (for the stairs ), 'time to get ...WET', 'time to reflect' (for the mirror), 'barbie girl' (for the ... barbeque!) and 'blue skies yonder' (for the view of the neighbours). Someone's obviously got far too much spare time, or they're an incredibly frustrated artistic type. Either way I don't think they really wanted to be an EA.

Rachel83

I feel like i've veiwed the property already... No need for an appointment, maybe thats what they were aiming for? hummmm

leveller2911

I got to photo 29 and Ive lost the will to live, off to slash my wrists ....:rolleyes:

JayZed

googler wrote: »

No. 5 is the same as No. 1, but one with flash, one without...

On the contrary, I think you'll find they're showing off their new curtains.

Gorgeous_George

I am lost for words.

Oh for the days when you sent your film off to Truprint.

GG

john234_2

I think they should of done a video instead. They may of missed some stuff

poppysarah

They've given them names.
hhaah soo funny

tbs624

I'm glad that the EA tells us "stairs rising to first floor" - we'd have found it confusing if they descended there.

I also like the " complimenting ceramic tiled surrounds" in the bathroom - presumably they say "ello gorgeous" to you every morning.

What would be the real selling points for me though are pics numbered 29 and 43 plus "pull cord light switch to ceiling", as mentioned in the downstairs cloak/wc description.

Thanks for posting Chickmug. The good bit is that I didn't glimpse the EA & his camera in any of the mirror shots:rotfl:

Doozergirl

OMG! There is not a chance that could have been done by an EA for someone. They've done that themselves. I mean, how full of yourself can you get?!

picture 29 "lifestyle" Purlease. I'm the first to talk about selling a lifestyle but lifestyle is not fake flowers from Au Naturelle or suchlike.

There are so many pictures I worked out the width of the kitchen with an accuracy of within two inches.

Doozergirl

Honestly. I'm going to be sick. Nobody knows a house that intimately - the descriptions are ridiculous. At what point would an EA note the NTL cable point in a cupboard or take three sedntences to describe a suicide loft bed?

I hope they read this. It's a nice house except the one nasty bathroom but knowing enough detail that you don't even need to view it Any kind of defect and it's letting itself down with descriptions like that. My property bee shows everything a new for some reason but those photos were taken in the summer, no?