Diary of a Poor Person aged 46 1/2

kissjenn

mrscmr wrote: »

was thinking that when i go to jsa meeting ... would wear a mostache and dark glasses... what do you think?

I dare you to work out to the nearest £10,000 how much tax and NI you and OH have paid over the last 10 years. Just use big rounded figs...then decide whether or not you are entitled to JSA.

Walk in with your head held high, handlebar moustache firmly applied, wonderbra at full chav pushup setting and telling them you want money - NOW!

kissjenn

This look should ensure you get prompt attention (moustache adding is optional)

savingholmes

jen - you certainly know how to grab attention

the last time I signed on - the gril in front was spilling out of her shorts and tank top builders bum style it was gross... but there are ordinary looking people there as well!

Good luck for OH for tomorrow....

mrscmr

omg kissjenn... i am 46 1/2 for goodness sake [as per diary title!]

was thinking of applying a stick on tatoo. borrowing a baby or 3 and trailing them in with me - jogging bottoms and a burberry cap! defo having a mostache!

kissjenn

You need to get pineapple hair ...send us a piccy



JSA: And Mrscmr you want to apply for JSA

Mrsmcr: Yeah but no but Chev said to SavingHolmes right that we wuz on this MSE site right and Chev said right SavingHolmes that Mrsmcr is a right chav and she said right but no I isn't no chav cos I shaved my moustache and everyfink right but Chev said yeah shut up right cos right I have to apply right cos Savingholmes said Martin said I won't get no dosh til I does. Right?

JSA: Right!

mrscmr

ha ha oh kissjenn u made me smile for the very first time in weeks!!! XXXX to u!

and btw - where did u get that photo of me in my best trackie top!!!

kissjenn

Can't wait to see what it fetches on ebay.

mrscmr

hmm OH had interview and they say they have other peeps to see and will make a decision by end of next week. toooo long to wait - dont they know my life is depending on this? he has other irons in fire but ...

i have a work phone call to make this pm to see what is about in my industry.

kids break up today - hmmm

how we all doing on this very damp friday?

The_Golden_Goose

LOL OUT FLIPPING LOUD @ KJ!

I tell you, I wore jeans and a tshirt to the JSA and I got chatted up, DREAD to think what would happen if I turned up A LA HELGA VIKING BIRD WITH A THONG ON!

mrscmr

well man from JC rang up just now to confirm my important meeting - obviously they are really looking forward to it hence calling to confirm. He did say though "no mostaches" - not sure i want to go now ;-) i got my mostache all washed and ironed!

x