the daydream fund challenge thread

Rummer

I am stiff all over, I keep forgetting how hard going gardening is :rotfl:

alfie_1

lostinrates wrote: »

So.....the geese have been down to the pond both days this weekend. Last night we bribed them back in at night with a hot cross bun...i know its bad, but not as bad as leaving them out for the fox.

Tonight they were not having any of that. We dithered and i said we would have to risk them. Next thing dh is naked and jumping in the pond. The geese were horrified and half flew back into the yard. I won't let the, in tomorrow. Dh is in the bath now.

:rotfl::T:rotfl: i want to know what you used to tempt DH out of the pond !!??:D

lostinrates

alfie_1 wrote: »

:rotfl::T:rotfl: i want to know what you used to tempt DH out of the pond !!??:D

A towel! I ran and got a towel while telling him he was a silly !!!!!!.

COOLTRIKERCHICK

Itismehonest wrote: »

If anyone comes up with a machine that successfully allows one person to mow, strim, weed, plant, prune, clear bramble, gorse, dock, ragwort, bracken plus fix fences, clear ponds, treat woodwork (including all the windows & doors) ...... please count me as your first customer

I think i will hang on for the Dulux model, on the one that can also do, hoovering, cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking, and make a nice cop of tea:D

Alfie... what a diva.... i think i would have had some very choice words....

LIR... jumping in a pond without any clothes on in this weather:eek:, i bet his manhood sshrunk:cool::D My hubby is too much of a wimp to do that..lol..

rhiwfield

COOLTRIKERCHICK wrote: »

I think i will hang on for the Dulux model, on the one that can also do, hoovering, cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking, and make a nice cop of tea:D

Alfie... what a diva.... i think i would have had some very choice words....

LIR... jumping in a pond without any clothes on in this weather:eek:, i bet his manhood sshrunk:cool::D My hubby is too much of a wimp to do that..lol..

Dont know whether its the jobs wish list or Lir's DH jumping into the freezing pond, but I find myself retreating in sympathy

lostinrates

COOLTRIKERCHICK wrote: »

I think i will hang on for the Dulux model, on the one that can also do, hoovering, cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking, and make a nice cop of tea:D

Alfie... what a diva.... i think i would have had some very choice words....

LIR... jumping in a pond without any clothes on in this weather:eek:, i bet his manhood sshrunk:cool::D My hubby is too much of a wimp to do that..lol..

Yeah, he was looking cold when he came out.

alfie_1

lostinrates wrote: »

A towel! I ran and got a towel while telling him he was a silly !!!!!!.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: oooooooooooooooo that cold water _pale_

TOWEL ?? :think: me finks an electric blanket and a bottle of whisky more suitable...:rotfl:

alfie_1

RUMMER....sorry ,i looked but no taybury's at the mo....funny cos all other fruit bushes but they were 1st to sell out....BUT they said they may/should get more in so i will keep watching .....

lostinrates

Oh crikey.....is all that stuff in already? I will try and get top the pound shops tomorrow then!

Rummer

alfie_1 wrote: »

RUMMER....sorry ,i looked but no taybury's at the mo....funny cos all other fruit bushes but they were 1st to sell out....BUT they said they may/should get more in so i will keep watching .....

How thoughtful you are .