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COUTTS Bank - how much to be a customer?

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  • Brian1966 wrote: »
    Less of the OLD :rotfl:
    I'm like a fine wine...MATURE with age :rotfl:

    Sorry! What are you? A vintage '62 or just a pathetic '92 vintage (which cannot be called a vintage really! :rotfl:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Was dat "Bllockso" meant to be funny? Because it was quite a good joke! I never thought of it like that! But it's true. The main board for research on Dyslexia announced that figure last year.

    tehy rckeon taht so lnog as all teh lettres aer tehre aynting can be raed!
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • Brian1966
    Brian1966 Posts: 1,428 Forumite
    Bllocsko!!!
    80% of the world is dyslexic??
    Well that would mean 80% of Coutts staff are dyslexic too - be very afraid.....
    Can I fcuk ouy plseae Luec :rotfl:
    Natwest gold..Limit £1750 bal £970..Vanquis Limit £3000 bal £0..Littlewoods..Limit £1200 bal 0..Additions direct..Limit £4900 bal £1356..Empire Limit £6200 bal £152..Jd williams..Limit £1100 bal £130..Simplybe..Limit £1500 bal 265,,Fashion world..Limit £1400 bal £145 Jacamo..Limit£125 bal 0
    Next..Limit £?? bal £0 Asda..limit £1250 bal £440,
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Sorry! What are you? A vintage '62 or just a pathetic '92 vintage (which cannot be called a vintage really! :rotfl:


    ooooh - a 92 would be a good whisky - dunno about 62 LOL
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Brian1966 wrote: »
    Can I fcuk ouy plseae Luec :rotfl:

    bigbum wont be happy lol :mad:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • Brian1966
    Brian1966 Posts: 1,428 Forumite
    Sorry! What are you? A vintage '62 or just a pathetic '92 vintage (which cannot be called a vintage really! :rotfl:
    Vintage 66.. :rotfl:
    Good to see you are now in the 'spirit of things'
    We are...apart from the 'BANK DESTROYER' a friendly bunch :rotfl:
    Natwest gold..Limit £1750 bal £970..Vanquis Limit £3000 bal £0..Littlewoods..Limit £1200 bal 0..Additions direct..Limit £4900 bal £1356..Empire Limit £6200 bal £152..Jd williams..Limit £1100 bal £130..Simplybe..Limit £1500 bal 265,,Fashion world..Limit £1400 bal £145 Jacamo..Limit£125 bal 0
    Next..Limit £?? bal £0 Asda..limit £1250 bal £440,
  • first page here:

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=percentage+ratio+of+dyslexic+people&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

    says various different percentages - maybe they can;t add up :confused::confused:


    Pick a number - any number -

    is it 4-7%
    5-9%
    3-135%.....

    What's that quote about lies, damn lies and statistics??
  • tehy rckeon taht so lnog as all teh lettres aer tehre aynting can be raed!

    Hahahaha. Actauli itz mor aboot the speelin!
  • Brian1966 wrote: »
    Can I fcuk ouy plseae Luec :rotfl:


    Good lord! You really should come with a warning!!
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Brian1966 wrote: »
    Vintage 66.. :rotfl:
    Good to see you are now in the 'spirit of things'
    We are...apart from the 'BANK DESTROYER' a friendly bunch :rotfl:

    bank destroyer - leave me alone you big bully! :p
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
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